Let's Look At The Positives!

"Everything is a-ok."

"Money don't grow on trees and I'm b-r-o-k-e."

"I just had my debit card declined at In-N-Out."

"Because beer is cheap, and because love is free."

"You gotta bring yourself your flowers now in showbiz."

"Everybody get together with a study buddy and talk about the fuck that I don't give."

"I work until I'm black and blue and burgundy."

"Can't you tell I'm working, bitch? Don't bother me!"

"I'll even punch a dragon."

"If I need to I'll go through you and absorb your fucking powers!"

"And maybe someday you might see me in a glossy photo."

"If the world breaks your legs, you go and beat it with your crutch."

"I've got nothing to hide; you got something to say?"

"I don't care where you've been, how many miles, I still love you."

"Nothing gory means no glory."

"But baby, please don't bore me."

"There is not a single place that I would rather be."

"Show me the miles on your arm and the pink scar where the doctor had to pull out all the bone chips."

"I'm not biting my tongue - why don't you bite yours?!"

"I've come to learn it's hard and firm out on the curb again."

"I'm in my room making cardboard castle with shoestring rope."

"I'm still dreaming after all these years."

"I still gotta believe that people are good at the core."

"My imagination is crazy as Glenn Beck."

"When they blow our house down let's draw on the walls."

"There's nothing I can't solve with duct tape and construction paper."

"Back in the day, Daddy would say that if I got to making ugly faces and I wasn't careful it'll stay that way."

"With a little bit of luck, maybe one of those sticks."

"Better burn your clothes."

"I'm sure that every girl is a pearl and the world is a perfect globe."

"If I didn't have you, someone else would do."

"Your love is one in a million; you couldn't buy it at any price."

"I think you are unique and beautiful - you make me happy just by being around."

"I'm just saying, I don't think you're special."

"...I mean, I think you're special, but you fall within a bell curve."

"I have just one life and just one love, and my love, that love is you."

"I thought that everything was just fine?"

"I just get so annoyed how you're so happy all the time."

"I need somebody deeper than you."

"I can have a dark side, if you want me to."

"Pain I can do."

"If you loved me half as much as I love you, you would pluck a planet from the sky."

"I shouldn't even have to ask."

"Because I need you like a fish needs a sea."

"I just like talking about your childhood with some lace between my buns."

"Only a ginger can call another ginger 'ginger'."

"I don't think that's appropriate."

"Maybe you should shut your funky mouth."

"We rent it from a guy who bought it from a guy, who bought it from a guy whose granddad left it to him."

"The weirdest thing is that this house has locks to keep the baddies out, but they're usually used to lock ourselves in."

"God forbid I hurt somebody."

"Every answer that you find is the basis of a brand new cliché."

"It's where I spend the vast majority of my time."

"It's not perfect, but it's mine."

"Fuck, I love boobs, though."

"I want to put the past in the past."

"Time is very healing, but I still want to tear big chunks of flesh out of your stupid face and make your children watch as I force you to eat them."

"I hope something you love catches on fire."

"Maybe you should quit and get a job that you'd be better at..."

"Well, I wake up in the morning at 11.47 and I can't believe I have to face the horror of another fucking day..."

"Some people have it worse than I."

"I can develop my brooding potential if pain's what you want in a man."

Stutter: Muse has a mild to moderate stutter for three days which gets worse the more urgent it is that they speak to people.

Dirty Mind: Muse can hear everyone else's sexual thoughts for two days.

Beloved Smother: Muse suffers Freudian slips for two days.

Just Can't Hide It: Muse is excited and cannot contain their emotions for two days, resulting in random outbursts.

Take A Picture: Muse finds themselves drawn to [Anon decides] for three days and can't stop staring until they are temporarily slapped out of it.

Mute Button: Muse can't speak up for one day. They can speak, but their words are inaudible.

Latent Desires: Muse will have dirty thoughts about anyone they interact with for three days, whether they like the other muse or not.

Cry Me A River: Muse keeps crying as though they're cutting onions for one day.

Under The Skin: Muse has an itch somewhere they can't reach for two days or until relieved by a muse they dislike.

basically I’m dusting off the blog and making it more meme-heavy

sorry not sorry

:"I'm taking up kickboxing!"

:"I'm going to start a new diet!"

:"I'm going ice fishing!"

:"I'm gonna be a stunt performer!"

:"I'm taking hot air balloon lessons!"

:"I'm getting my driver's license!"

:"I'm leaving for college!"

:"I'm starting a rock band!"

:"I'm taking up alchemy!"

:"I'm going to be a move make-up artist!"

:"I'm giving wild horse taming a try!"

:"I'm going to be a zookeeper!"

:"I'm starting my own medical practice!"

:"I'm leaving to become a monk!"

:"I'm going to live with wolves!"

:"I'm crocheting hats for seals!"