#starter sentences

Really, now, what person would execute a dear friend?

If we lose, you die too, buddy!

Uh… I've got a bad feeling about this…

Memories are nice, but that's all they are.

It's the right thing to do!

Don't break any bones, old man!

How many steaks you think we can get outta this?

You would oppose me as well? So be it!

The ones we have lost, and the dreams that have faded… never forget them.

I hope you hurt them.

Hey, aren't you being just a little unfair?

Although I know the journey will be hard, we have lots of time.

If we should get separated, just whistle. I'll come running. I promise.

Touch me with that hand and I'll remove it!

I wanted to change the world, too. But I changed nothing.

You wanna start something?

Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain, or live and fight your sorrow!

Pick spot. Shut up. Wait.

This is your story. It all begins here.

Wow! Say, is that edible?

I learned to practice smiling when I'm feeling sad, you know?

If we give it our all, I can walk away happy.

The dead should be allowed to rest.

Don't you think we tried to stop her?

I am the troublemaker, after all.

I want my journey to be full of laughter.

I will share your pain.

Don't worry. I can fly.

Whoa, talk about pressure!

Listen to my story. This…may be our last chance.

I will stand my ground and be strong.

What I do, I do with no regrets.

A series of prompts taken from the album ABBA: GOLD, Change bits and bobs as needed

01. DANCING QUEEN ❝You come to look for a king.❞ ❝Anybody could be that guy.❞ ❝Night is young and the music's high.❞ ❝With a bit of rock music, everything is fine.❞ ❝You're in the mood for a dance.❞ ❝You're a teaser. You turn 'em on, leave 'em burning, and then you're gone.❞ ❝You are the dancing queen.❞

02. KNOWING ME, KNOWING YOU ❝Here is where the story ends.❞ ❝This is goodbye.❞ ❝Knowing me, knowing you? There is nothing we can do.❞ ❝We just have to face it, this time we're through.❞ ❝Breaking up is never easy, I know, but I have to go.❞ ❝This time I have to go, this time I know.❞ ❝Knowing me, knowing you, it's the best I can do.❞ ❝Memories, good days, bad days. They'll be with me always.❞ ❝In these old familiar rooms, children would play. Now there's only emptiness.❞ ❝Nothing to say?❞ ❝There is nothing we can do.❞ ❝Breaking up is never easy, I know.❞

03. TAKE A CHANCE ON ME ❝If you change your mind, I'm the first in line.❞ ❝Honey, I'm still free; take a chance on me.❞ ❝If you need me, let me know.❞ ❝If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown. Honey, I'm still free; take a chance on me.❞ ❝Gonna do my very best and it ain't no lie. If you put me to the test, if you let me try.❞ ❝Take a chance on me.❞ ❝We can go dancing, we can go walking, as long as we're together.❞ ❝You know I've got so much that I wanna do.❞ ❝When I dream I'm alone with you. It's magic.❞ ❝You want me to leave it there, afraid of a love affair.❞ ❝I think you know that I can't let go.❞ ❝Come on, give me a break, will you?❞ ❝Oh, you can take your time, baby, I'm in no hurry.❞ ❝You don't wanna hurt me, baby, don't worry I ain't gonna let you.❞ ❝Let me tell you now, my love is strong enough to last when things are rough.❞ ❝You say that I waste my time, but I can't get you off my mind.❞ ❝No, I can't let go 'cause I love you so.❞ ❝Gonna do my very best, baby, can't you see?❞

04. MAMA MIA ❝I've been cheated by you since I don't know when.❞ ❝I made up my mind, it must come to an end.❞ ❝Look at me now, will I ever learn?❞ ❝I don't know how, but I suddenly lose control.❞ ❝There's a fire within my soul.❞ ❝One more look and I forget everything.❞ ❝Here I go again.❞ ❝How can I resist you?❞ ❝Does it show again? Just how much I've missed you.❞ ❝Yes, I've been broken-hearted.❞ ❝Why did I ever let you go?❞ ❝Now I really know, I could never let you go.❞ ❝I've been angry and sad about things that you do.❞ ❝I can't count all the times that I've told you we're through.❞ ❝When you go, when you slam the door, I think you know that you won't be away too long.❞ ❝You know that I'm not that strong.❞ ❝Yes, I've been broken-hearted, blue since the day we parted.❞ ❝Leave me now or never.❞ ❝It's a game we play. Bye-bye doesn't mean forever.❞ ❝Now I really know, I could never let you go.❞

05. LAY ALL YOUR LOVE ON ME ❝I wasn't jealous before we met.❞ ❝Every woman I see is a potential threat.❞ ❝I'm possessive, it isn't nice.❞ ❝Now everything is new and all I've learned has overturned.❞ ❝I beg of you.❞ ❝Don't go wasting your emotion.❞ ❝Lay all your love on me.❞ ❝It was like shooting a sitting duck.❞ ❝A little small talk, a smile, and baby, I was stuck.❞ ❝I still don't know what you've done with me.❞ ❝A grown-up woman should never fall so easily.❞ ❝I feel a kind of fear when I don't have you near.❞ ❝I skip my pride, I beg you, dear.❞ ❝Don't go wasting your emotion, lay all your love on me.❞ ❝Don't go sharing your devotion.❞ ❝I've had a few little love affairs. They didn't last very long and they've been pretty scarce.❞ ❝I used to think that was sensible.❞ ❝It makes the truth even more incomprehensible.❞ ❝Everything is new and everything is you.❞ ❝All I've learned has overturned. What can I do?❞ ❝Don't go sharing your devotion, lay all your love on me.❞

06. SUPER TROOPER ❝I won't feel blue like I always do 'cause somewhere in the crowd, there's you.❞ ❝I was sick and tired of everything when I called you last night.❞ ❝All I do is eat and sleep and sing, wishin' every show was the last show.❞ ❝It's gonna be so different when I'm on the stage tonight.❞ ❝Tonight, the lights are gonna find me.❞ ❝I won't feel blue like I always do.❞ ❝Facing twenty thousand of your friends, how can anyone be so lonely?❞ ❝Still, I'm thinkin' about you only.❞ ❝There are moments when I think I'm goin' crazy but it's gonna be alright.❞ ❝I'll be there when you arrive.❞ ❝The sight of you will prove to me I'm still alive.❞ ❝When you take me in your arms and hold me tight, I know it's gonna mean so much tonight.❞

07. I HAVE A DREAM ❝I have a dream, a song to sing, to help me cope with anything.❞ ❝If you see the wonder of a fairy tale, you can take the future even if you fail.❞ ❝I believe in angels, something good in everything I see.❞ ❝When I know the time is right for me, I'll cross the stream.❞ ❝I have a dream.❞ ❝I have a dream, a fantasy, to help me through reality.❞ ❝My destination makes it worth the while.❞ ❝You can take the future even if you fail.❞

08. THE WINNER TAKES IT ALL ❝I don't wanna talk about things we've gone through.❞ ❝Though it's hurting me, now it's history.❞ ❝I've played all my cards and that's what you've done, too. Nothing more to say, no more ace to play.❞ ❝The winner takes it all. The loser, standing small beside her victory.❞ ❝That's her destiny.❞ ❝I was in your arms, thinkin' I belonged there.❞ ❝I was a fool playing by the rules.❞ ❝The gods may throw a dice, their minds as cold as ice, and someone way down here loses someone dear.❞ ❝The winner takes it all, the loser has to fall.❞ ❝It's simple and it's plain. Why should I complain?❞ ❝Tell me, does she kiss like I used to kiss you?❞ ❝Does it feel the same when she calls your name?❞ ❝Somewhere deep inside, you must know I miss you.❞ ❝What can I say? Rules must be obeyed.❞ ❝The judges will decide. The likes of me abide.❞ ❝The game is on again.❞ ❝I don't wanna talk if it makes you feel sad.❞ ❝I understand, you've come to shake my hand.❞ ❝I apologise if it makes you feel bad, seeing me so tense, no self-confidence.❞ ❝The winner takes it all.❞

09. MONEY MONEY MONEY ❝I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay.❞ ❝Ain't it sad?❞ ❝There never seems to be a single penny left for me.❞ ❝That's too bad.❞ ❝In my dreams, I have a plan.❞ ❝If I got me a wealthy man, I wouldn't have to work at all, I'd fool around and have a ball.❞ ❝Always sunny in the rich man's world.❞ ❝All the things I could do if I had a little money.❞ ❝It's a rich man's world.❞ ❝A man like that is hard to find but I can't get him off my mind.❞ ❝If he happens to be free, I bet he wouldn't fancy me.❞ ❝My life will never be the same.❞ ❝Must be funny in the rich man's world.❞

10. SOS ❝Where are those happy days? They seem so hard to find.❞ ❝I tried to reach for you, but you have closed your mind.❞ ❝Whatever happened to our love? I wish I understood.❞ ❝It used to be so nice, it used to be so good.❞ ❝So, when you're near me, darling, can't you hear me?❞ ❝The love you gave me, nothing else can save me.❞ ❝When you're gone, how can I even try to go on?❞ ❝When you're gone, though I try, how can I carry on?❞ ❝You seem so far away, though you are standing near.❞ ❝You made me feel alive, but something died, I fear.❞ ❝I really tried to make it out, I wish I understood.❞ ❝What happened to our love? It used to be so good.❞

11. CHIQITITA ❝Tell me what's wrong, you're enchained by your own sorrow.❞ ❝In your eyes, there is no hope for tomorrow.❞ ❝How I hate to see you like this.❞ ❝I can see that you're oh, so sad, so quiet.❞ ❝I'm a shoulder you can cry on.❞ ❝I'm the one you must rely on.❞ ❝You were always sure of yourself, now I see you've broken a feather.❞ ❝How it hurts to see you cry and how it hurts to see you sad.❞ ❝I hope we can patch it up together.❞ ❝You and I know how the heartaches come and they go and the scars they're leaving.❞ ❝You'll be dancing once again and the pain will end.❞ ❝You will have no time for grieving.❞ ❝You and I cry but the sun is still in the sky and shining above you.❞ ❝Let me hear you sing once more like you did before.❞ ❝Sing a new song.❞ ❝Try once more, like you did before. Sing a new song.❞ ❝So the walls came tumbling down and your love's a blown out candle?❞ ❝All is gone, and it seems too hard to handle.❞ ❝Tell me the truth. There is no way you can deny it.❞ ❝So let me hear you sing some more the way you used to do before.❞

12. FERNANDO ❝Can you hear the drums?❞ ❝I remember, long ago, another starry night like this in the firelight.❞ ❝Every hour, every minute, seemed to last eternally.❞ ❝I was so afraid.❞ ❝We were young and full of life, and none of us prepared to die.❞ ❝I'm not ashamed to say the roar of guns and cannons almost made me cry.❞ ❝There was something in the air that night.❞ ❝The stars were bright.❞ ❝We never thought that we could lose.❞ ❝There's no regret.❞ ❝If I had to do the same again, I would, my friend.❞ ❝Now we're old and grey.❞ ❝I can see it in your eyes, how proud you were to fight for freedom in this land.❞ ❝There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright.❞ ❝They were shining there for you and me, for liberty.❞ ❝Though I never thought that we could lose.❞

13. VOULEZ-VOUS ❝Across the room, your eyes are glowing in the dark.❞ ❝Here we go again, we know the start, we know the end.❞ ❝We've done it all before, and now we're back to get some more.❞ ❝You know what I mean.❞ ❝Take it now or leave it.❞ ❝Now is all we get.❞ ❝Nothing promised, no regrets.❞ ❝Ain't no big decision.❞ ❝You know what to do.❞ ❝I know what you think.❞ ❝I'm really glad you came, you know the rules, you know the game.❞

14. GIMME GIMME GIMME ❝How I hate to spend the evening on my own.❞ ❝It makes me so depressed to see the gloom.❞ ❝There's not a soul out there, no one to hear my prayer.❞ ❝Gimme a man after midnight.❞ ❝Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away?❞ ❝Take me through the darkness to the break of the day.❞ ❝It's so different from the world I'm livin' in.❞ ❝There's nothing there to see, no one in sight.❞ ❝There's not a soul out there.❞

15. DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW ❝You're so hot, teasing me.❞ ❝I can't take a chance on a chick like you.❞ ❝There's that look in your eyes.❞ ❝I can read in your face that your feelings are driving you wild.❞ ❝Does your mother know that you're out?❞ ❝Take it easy, take it easy.❞ ❝Better slow down, girl.❞ ❝Does your mother know?❞ ❝Try to cool it, girl.❞ ❝Take it nice and slow.❞ ❝I can see what you want but you seem pretty young to be searching for that kind of fun.❞ ❝Maybe I'm not the one.❞ ❝I know what you mean when you give me a flash of that smile.❞ ❝You're only a child.❞

16. ONE OF US ❝They passed me by, all of those great romances.❞ ❝You were, I felt, robbing me of my rightful chances.❞ ❝Everything seemed so easy.❞ ❝I dealt you the blow, one of us had to go.❞ ❝Now it's different, I want you to know.❞ ❝One of us is shaking with a heart that’s breaking.❞ ❝One of us is lonely, one of us is only waiting for a call.❞ ❝I saw myself as a concealed attraction.❞ ❝You kept me away from the heat and the action.❞ ❝That's how I started the show, one of us had to go.❞ ❝Now I've changed and I want you to know.❞ ❝One of us is crying, one of us is lying.❞ ❝One of us is lonely.❞

17. NAME OF THE GAME ❝I've seen you twice, in a short time.❞ ❝I was an impossible case.❞ ❝No one ever could reach me.❞ ❝I think I can see in your face, there's a lot you can teach me.❞ ❝So I wanna know, what's the name of the game?❞ ❝Does it mean anything to you?❞ ❝Can you feel it the way I do?❞ ❝Tell me, please, 'cause I have to know.❞ ❝You make me talk.❞ ❝You make me feel.❞ ❝You make me show what I'm trying to conceal.❞ ❝If I trust in you, would you let me down?❞ ❝Would you laugh at me if I said I care for you?❞ ❝Could you feel the same way too? I wanna know.❞ ❝I have no friends, no one to see, and I am never invited.❞ ❝No wonder I get excited.❞ ❝You give me no choice, but it means a lot to me.❞ ❝Would you let me down?❞ ❝The name of the game, does it mean anything to you?❞

18. THANK YOU FOR THE MUSIC ❝I'm nothing special, in fact, I'm a bit of a bore.❞ ❝If I tell a joke, you've probably heard it before.❞ ❝I have a talent, a wonderful thing, because everyone listens when I start to sing.❞ ❝I'm so grateful and proud.❞ ❝So I say thank you for the music, the songs I'm singing.❞ ❝What would life be? Without a song or a dance, what are we?❞ ❝Thank you for the music, for giving it to me.❞ ❝Mother says I was a dancer before I could walk.❞ ❝Mother says I began to sing long before I could talk.❞ ❝I've often wondered, how did it all start?❞ ❝Who found out that nothing can capture a heart like a melody can?❞ ❝Well, whoever it was, I'm a fan.❞ ❝Who can live without it? I ask in all honesty, what would life be?❞ ❝I've been so lucky.❞ ❝I am the girl with golden hair.❞ ❝What a joy, what a life, what a chance.❞ ❝Without a song or a dance, what are we?❞

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♫ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ━━ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ panic room.     ̖́-

"  i’m ready for the worst.  ”

“  my phone has no signal.  ”

“  it’s making my skin crawl.  ”

“  this silence is so loud.  ”

“  welcome to the panic room.  ”

“  all your darkest fears are gonna come for you.  ”

“  you’ll know i wasn’t joking when you see them too.  ”

“  maybe the coast is clear.  ”

“  the truth has settled in.  ”

♫ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ━━ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ideas.     ̖́-

“  don’t put ideas in my head.  ”

“  don’t tell me you don’t know.  ”

“  bite your tongue.  ”

“  don’t you know how wild these thoughts will run?  ”

“  careful now.  ”

“  i hang on every word that leaves your mouth.  ”

“  don’t try to fuck with my feelings.  ”

♫ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ━━ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ assassin.     ̖́-

“  i know you got your theories.  ”

“  everyone’s out to get you.  ”

“  somehow you’re always blameless.  ”

“  that doesn’t make you bulletproof.  ”

“  faceless enemies always faceless.  ”

“  you hear whispers when we’re just talking.  ”

“  you hear footsteps when no one’s coming.  ”

“  you keep running.  ”

“  there’s no use running.  ”

“  you know you’re your own assassin.  ”

“  you don’t need no help with that.  ”

“  it’s your back that you’ve been stabbing.  ”

“  when’re you gonna understand?  ”

“  when did you start pretending?  ”

“  you think the fault is all mine.  ”

“  you never checked the mirror.  ”

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“  jesus is my bark collar.  ”

“  the jeebies are heebie-ing.  ”

“  i’m a dad sneezer and i’m proud of it. don’t mock me.  ”

“  is this how gambling addictions start?  ”

“  how exactly does one flay a soul?  ”

“  you’re like the dirty jobs version of the tooth fairy.  ”

“  my brain feels... dry.  ”

“  this coffee tastes like baby farts.  ”

“  i fear for my life and i like that.  ”

“  move you fucking bright ass cow!  ”

“  i’m not fucking touching it.  ”

“  i knew! i fucking knew he had [insert something here]!  ”

“  i’m good at angering men.  ”

“  are you a baby bitch or just a baby?  ”

“  are you one thing or are you multiple?  ”

“  that’s not a humanoid, that’s a dead bitch!  ”

“  [name or pronoun] caught you red-handed, don’t tell me you ‘did nothing’!  ”

“  not to be an astrology bitch, but what sign are you?  ”

“  do you feel the petty now?  ”

“  nothing fucking touched me!  ”

“  i hate this game.  ”

“  who needs fingers when you got dick nipples?  ”

“  i was being chased by geese.  ”

“  it doesn’t matter. evil is evil.  ”

“  this is gonna give me the nervous poops.  ”

“  oh my god, i’m sounding like an astrology bitch again.  ”

“  don’t fall asleep on the toilet!  ”

“  thanks, [name], you dumb bitch.  ”

“  my statement about naked people is not a hipaa violation.  ”

“  it’s giving acid trip.  ”

“  why are these grapes putrid looking?  ”

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“  how rude to blow smoke in your girlfriend’s face! it’s SUPPOSED to go up her ass!  ”

“  i love being petty in video games.  ”

“  you’re gonna get rabies!  ”

“  I HAD RABIES!  ”

“  i don’t spell on sundays.  ”

“  why are you so fast you ugly bitch?!  ”

“  that was a messy game, my boobs are sweaty.  ”

“  no one told me how to fix my eyeball!  ”

“  you little baby back bitch!  ”

“  wooow. the desperation; it reeks!  ”

“  you off-brand bitch!  ”

“  stop typing mean things about me.  ”

“  why is my face wet? did i drool on myself without realizing it?  ”

“  my ass was clenched so hard that entire time.  ”

“  baby kangaroos just look like starving aliens.  ”

“  my boobs are sweating again.  ”

“  he wants his booty cheeks to POP.  ”

“  it’s making my boob crack sweat just looking at it.  ”

“  i’m trying to go outside but i can’t find my shoe.  ”

“  listen, my brain misfired.  ”

“  you just smacked our lord and savior, michael myers.  ”

“  we look like every teen horror movie ever.  ”

“  how do i get this in my mouth?!  ”

“  are you okay or did you finally drown?  ”

“  my fucking tits are sweating i’m so scared.  ”

“  if [name] crawls any further up her own asshole, she'll come out her mouth and start the process over again.  ”

“  i love participating in bullying.  ”

“  [name] DOES NOT EAT DIRT!  ”

“  i just hate ten year old boys.  ”

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"  lady country singers singing about murdering bad men is an aesthetic.  ”

“  stop lying, you’re making me dizzy.  ”

“  time to go make some mistakes.  ”

“  YES! EAT ME!  ”

“  RUN BITCH!  ”

“  she probably ate it, that vampire bitch.  ”

“  THAT SENTENCE WAS CURSED, [name]!  ”

“  straight girls have no taste though, so are we surprised?  ”

“  i like how her titties just hang out.  ”

“  tits out for earth.  ”

“  i thought i could just throw pumpkins on baby heads!  ”

“  hit me in the booty!  ”

“  i love the catholic priest.  ”

“  i don’t care if there’s a dead body next door, just give me wi-fi so I can tell people about it.  ”

“  i am so ready to see what you need a thesaurus for in relation to slipping the tongue.  ”

“  i’m still trying to get over you wanting to eat jamie lee curtis’s ass.  ”

“  wow, she really jingled your bells.  ”

“  can you please just throw the fucking bear.  ”

“  get out of the fucking tree. get out of the fucking tree. GET OUT OF THE FUCKING TREE!  ”

“  what soul color are your soul shoes?  ”

“  i’m tipsy on wine and i’m emotional over this damn FUCKING MOVIE!  ”

“  ewan mcgregor needs to hum into my cooch.  ”

“  this may sound furry of me, but...  ”

“  i can’t just keep kidnapping people!  ”

“  i wish i could run in a bikini.  ”

“  i have since found the lord and my past discrepancies cannot be used against me.  ”

“  all three of you are cancelled.  ”

“  the dress would be cute without the, like, entire top half.  ”

“  if i return the slab, can i stop suffering?  ”

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"  you’re gayer than rainbow flannel.  ”

“  i’m finding some golden oldies.  ”

“  uh, we’re starting a new chapter so can we forget that?  ”

“  i don’t want the sound of death hummed into my cooch!  ”

“  well, he is a mansplaining pretentious jesus-humping moron.  ”

“  don’t hit the table too hard, her titties will pop out.  ”

“  i was a thirsty lil brat.  ”

“  those puppies BOUNCE.  ”

“  chase me, daddy!  ”

“  bitch, i don’t hate myself, i’m not listening.  ”

“  that sounds so fake deep pretentious.  ”

“  bitch, shut the fuck up.  ”

“  they only get in your pants if they think you're popular.  ”

“  [name] and [name] can bond over being straight.  ”

“  i knew i should have taken the opportunity to masturbate last night. ”

“  i just realized tea is just fucking boiled leaves.  ”

“  time to crush his heart in my angry lesbian hands.  ”

“  i love it when you talk like that.  ”

“  i’m gay, i can’t type.  ”

“  it’s okay, you’ll do better next time.  ”

“  what man are we belittling today?  ”

“  it’s okay, hets are born stupid.  ”

“  what are you gays doing?  ”

“  the same thing we do every day, pinky.  ”

“  does she go home and live in fear of the gays?  ”

“  when she closes her eyes to rest at night, she hears someone whispering "bisexuals" and wakes up in terror.  ”

“  trauma is not an excuse for convincing an entire class you have rabies.  ”

“  be right back, checking the hamburger helper because i think i burned it.  ”

“  that’s how you become a nun, the holy ghost goes down on you.  ”

★   .     sentence  starter  meme.     a  collection  of  starters  taken  from  the uncannyxmemes group chat.    feel  free  to  change  pronouns  and  tenses  as  necessary.

"  doesn't your pee stream ever go wonky?  ”

“  i have never peed on my own ass.  ”

“  am i the only one with wonky pee?  ”

“  one time i fell down a hill and hit a trash can.  ”

“  how extra and terrible.  ”

“  did your bitch ass just call me a skunk?  ”

“  ANYWAYS, before i’m more of an asshole ⸺ GOOD NIGHT.  ”

“  is it socially acceptable for me to go to dinner without putting on a bra?  ”

“  just let those babies hang LOOSE.  ”

"  i opened the front door and the little bitch from upstairs is standing in the driveway playing in the rain.  ”

“  bitch, did you not hear the sirens? get inside!  ”

“  where is your mom you ORPHAN?  ”

“  sorry, i was distracted by the sex.  ”

“  i’d never get married in a church, i’d catch on fire from my sins.  ”

“  i’m a nosy, drama-seeking bitch, so....  ”

“  i love the sound of a good ol’ fashioned massacre.  ”

“  i saw her sniffing in your trash last night. ”

“  go back to 2013 where you belong.  ”

"  the devil put that shit there and he meant for it to stay.  "

“  DON’T BE GROSS, [name]!  ”

“  and then they had sex on the devil’s bible.  ”

“  WHAT IS THIS PORN MUSIC?!  ”

“  stop talking about ants, it makes me itch.  ”

“  did her boobs just titty bounce out of the way of a bullet?  ”

“  i hate anime.  ”

“  [group / names / pronouns] are all egotistical maniacs.  ”

“  THAT LOOKS LIKE A PAIR OF HAIRY RED BALLS BEING SUCKED UP INTO A SAGGY VACCUUM!  ”

“  eat my ass you cornfield dweller.  ”

“  this takes granny panties to a whole new level.  ”

“  are you looking up vintage lesbian smut novels?  ”