My @naddpodgifting gift for @bigwigs! Love all the toxic back and forth these two have going on.
almost home
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Love Begins
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i don't do bad sauce passes
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
noise dept.

DEAR READER
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Jules of Nature

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Hey, remember when Critical Role had a show specifically designed to give a platform and showcase to smaller creators (many of whom did see a huge increase in their reach and business) and despite people snidely demanding that CR had a responsibility to do something like that and saying they should for years no one watched it and it got cancelled?
Pepperidge Farm remembers
Dress This Lich, Tumblr
There's nothing imposing about a normal skeleton.
Sinister Crown
Regal Collar
Imposing Mantle
Flowing Robes
Ominous Chains
Evil Runescrolls
Purely Decorative Spikes
Cursed Jewels
Sultry Heels
Purely Decorative Skulls
You're dawdling, minions! My wardrobe can't open itself-- I already tried to make it do that; that's how we got the mimic closet.
(I want to draw a lich and I am leaving in tumblr's rational hands the proportions of their costume. I cannot wait to see the results.)
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i think we should all get into taz balance again
the thing with this too is that its been long enough since my last relisten that i just don't remember a lot of the stuff
Critical Role cast do not have cameos anywhere in Honor Among Thieves!
No matter what Ashley and Taliesin’s publicly-edited IMDb pages claim. 🙄
Under D&D rules, a dagger does 1d4 base damage. The average human has a Strength score of 10, adding no bonuses. Several of them, due to the military background of many, likely had strength or dexterity scores of 11-14. But only two or three, and quite a few would be frail with old age, sinking to 8-9 strength. All in all, we can only add a total of +1 damage per round from Brutus.
An estimate of sixty men were involved in Caesar’s actual murder. Not the wider conspiracy, but the stabbing.
Julius Caesar was a general, which is generally depicted as a 10th level fighter. Considering his above baseline constitution and dex, weakened by his probable history of malaria, epilepsy, and/or strokes (-1 dex modifier), and lack of armor at the time of the event, he would likely have something along the lines of AC 9 and 60 HP. The senators would likely hit him roughly 55% the time.
So the Roman senate had a damage-per-round of 66, more than enough to kill Caesar in one round even without factoring in surprise round advantage.
This is a great post, but unfortunately, its conclusion of 66 damage/round is slightly flawed – because this analysis doesn’t take positioning into account. Sixty men can’t all be within knife’s reach of Caesar at the same time; using a normal square grid, only eight Medium-sized combatants can fit in the 5-foot radius surrounding him (and a character can’t end their movement in another creature’s space). I’m sure you see the potential problem here:
5th Edition rules allow any character to break up movement on their turn, moving both before and after an attack. But even with this provision, moving through another character’s space still counts as difficult terrain (requiring twice as much speed to traverse); if the whole Senate rushes in at once, it’s almost impossible for the innermost attackers to push their way back out after delivering their attack, and eventually the curia floor simply grows too clogged with people for everyone to take a stab at Caesar in one round.
It might be possible to deal all of that damage in a single round if the senators all gathered around Caesar in a tight semicircle formation first, attacking in waves from bottom to top. Assuming each senator delays his initiative in precisely the right order to execute a series of coordinated strikes, each row can dart in to stab the dictator and immediately dash out to make room for the row above, like so:
But given that this wasn’t a perfectly disciplined battalion of NINJA SENATORS, I expect that the murder instead involved a couple of sneak attacks followed by a confused stabby dogpile, and probably took quite a bit longer than one round.
What kind of puny 10th level fighter only has 60 HP? Even if Caesar has like a 10 Con, it’s going to be better than that. Average HP for a fighter at lv 10 with 10 Con would be like 64, and a *good* fighter is probably going to have at least a 14 Con, which would give him more in the 84 range.
caleb widogast is easily the most character of all time. he's traumatized. he's autistic. he's bisexual. he's polyamorous. he's a ginger. he has a german accent. he does magic. he has a cat. his best friend is a mean lesbian that punches him a lot. he killed his parents. he looks like a hobo. he's new in town.
Lightning Round.
4-Sided Dive Episode 9: That’s just right
Bonus:

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matt: i'm gonna tell them that the barkeep is reading a book, just to show that things are pretty slow around here and she reads it to pass the time
the entire party: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BOOK. WHAT IS IT. I NEED TO KNOW. THIS IS GONNA DRIVE ME CRAZY. LET'S STEAL THE BOOK. LET'S KILL HER AND TAKE THE BOOK.
VI. Sympathy for the Devil
Zerxus finds his red horned friend in the reflection and shares a tender moment with him...
Seriously, the vulnerability of Kingsley going to Beau and Yasha to say, Behind my bravado I struggle with the legacy of Molly’s lyonization and Lucian’s villainy but I need the only family I have to know I exist as a person in and of myself before we go into a battle I inherited is some deep fucking shit to squeeze into ten minutes of actual play.
[plain text of the text above: Seriously, the vulnerability of Kingsley going to Beau and Yasha to say, “Behind my bravado I struggle with the legacy of Molly’s lyonization and Lucian’s villainy but I need the only family I have to know I exist as a person in and of myself before we go into a battle I inherited” is some deep fucking shit to squeeze into ten minutes of actual play.
As a distraction, here, have Liam dressed like Caleb sitting like this and taking up all my brain space:
I came across the below post and obviously I thought of Caleb.. I would not be surprised if this has been done before hahah. Anyway, tis my tribute to tonight's ✨Reunion✨

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Ohhh ppl are upset about this one!
Bonus Izzy in the replies:
Worth noting at no point does Aabria say anything nasty or anything that makes it sound like she’s celebrating the queen’s death. She just says she’s not going to mourn. And everyone loses their goddamn minds
(Also the amount of tone policing of a black woman in those replies…. Infuriating. And A LOT of it is from CR fans whining that they “respected her” and @ing Matt Mercer to tell him what bad company he keeps. Fucking do better).