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I just discovered foodtimeline.org, which is exactly what it sounds like: centuries worth of information about FOOD.  If you are writing something historical and you want a starting point for figuring out what people should be eating, this might be a good place?

CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY

this is awesome but the original link just turned into a redirect loop for me, here it is again (x)

OH HELLO

No more potatoes in medieval novels!

NO, they should have free bone-in wings so they can trun the bones into bonemeal and grow their crops faster.

drop the link bestie i need to get angry at whatever it thinks i am

Gatekeeping is so good and important

What's she saying in the photo

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

Fun thing about football right now is that there's a move called the "brotherly shove" that the Eagles do when they're very close to scoring, where the whole team puts their hands on the ass of the guy with the ball and physically propels him over the line into the endzone for the touchdown, and all the other teams' fans hate it because it's got such a ridiculously high rate of success for the Eagles and doesn't really seem to work for any other team. People are straight-up calling for this move to be banned, claiming it's "unstoppable" and gives an "unfair advantage" but it really and truly is a skill issue. The whole league hates this move because it only makes the Eagles win more often and nobody else can figure out how to do it right

True, we all love each other but have a love/hate (like 95% hate) relationship with Portland.

GUT THE FISH

literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?"

this cannot become a big post guys don't reblog it

yeah okay ill reblog that

WHY DO YOU DO THIS

This post should be highjacked by gimmick blogs @in-n-out-burger-official what you think???

I'll raise my pink lemonade to that! Gimmick blogs, come forth!

Hands you a spatula

I summon thee @girl-detector

time to bombard jesus with emails @the-real-gmail @proton-mail-real @the-real-yahoo-mail lets go guys

Hehe hope this email finds you well

This post is chaotic evil!

There’s probably a valid rain world name somewhere around here

I'm losing my mind

@jesus-holding-your-fave mildly related have fun

yeah ok i’ll reblog that

@god-offical what is your opinion on this situation?

I need to go lie down

@hellsitegenetics what horrid creature has this post spawned?

can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bootlickers, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

youtub :(

ok!

rb

yeah okay, ill reblog that!!

Why would you combine both spellings of ketchup to end up with this incoherent sauce nonsense?

QUICK, SOMEONE BLAZE THIS TO DRY US OFF

matpat ass intro

Yeah, I had mallgoth rock-ish emo in February cause of Fall Out Boy and MCR, then took a pretty hard pivot in April to Boujee Grind Rap with Kanye, ¥$, and Travis Scott. I think that I did level out pretty well in July with Softie Shonen Aesthetic Rap (8percent, 1nonly, and Lil God Dan).

Eggs

A bushel of assorted bone dust.