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fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them

recursive

petition to start tagging smut with “OSHA violation”

Why must one be so horny while being so hermitted

“Some rough sex & no thinking would be nice right now.”

I’m afraid that I’ll never be able to provide as good of a life to my girlfriend as a cis- man could give.

Too real. Ugh.

People doing chores while I’m not doing something ‘constructive’. Actually just people doing chores around me full stop

Classical music, people talking about/suggesting meditation

Children shrieking, in laughter or otherwise and anyone yelling but particularly men.

Anyone getting angry even if it’s not at me, couples , there’s a big list but those come to mind right now.

Men wearing polos with 2-3 buttons, and Chevy Cavaliers.. every time.

Seeing blue hatchback sedans.

Loud popping sounds, people driving quickly on residential streets, one name (somewhat common), any late 2000’s blue Prius. Off the top of my head anyways.

The word “icky” and any word that ends in “ness”

The song Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

any kind of banging and piano

Daily things like brushing my teeth or hair, washing my hair, sinks and bathtubs also toilets, Metallica and the color red. There’s a lot more….

Ice, children screaming/babies crying, loud noises, yoshi ( yes from Mario )

My name being called loudly, and I get nervous when I hear people come up the stairs.

The sound of deisel trucks, any small mistake I make, people older than my siblings watching me clean

Car doors slamming, being approached from behind, banging noises

Car doors, any doors weirdly, kids and teenagers arguing with adults

An extremely common name, a popular children’s cartoon, and a certain word for ‘cat’

White cars and his name.

My deadname in any context (both sets of abusers only used it when abusing me), sudden loud sounds, that one whistle that’s one high note and then a lower note, touching me from behind, moving too fast, especially if I’ve just said something. Slamming kitchen cupboards, anyone cleaning if I’m not also cleaning, anyone older than me observing me work/clean. The headlights of a dodge grand voyager.

When someone raises their hand or throws something at me. I always duck like they are going to slap me. Oh and shouting my name. I hate hearing people argue

anyone yelling at me in anger, a very common name, jolly ranchers, the front bottoms(which sucks because the gays have gotten really into them all of a sudden), the words ‘boy’ and ‘girl’ in romanian, perfect by ed sheeran, shaggy Jim Halpert-style brown hair, hearing a door unlock

Deep, loud noises, like a large truck driving by, a big container being dropped or whacked, stomping

When I can barely make out what someone is saying, loud noises, jump scares, police cars, hearing heavy footsteps, little boys with brown hair, arguing, bills/money documents, wooded playgrounds. 

OH MY GOD I FEEL SO BAD FOR ALL OF YOU 

I feel some of these far too much. Loud/angry voices, slamming kitchen cupboards/drawers, slamming doors, sudden/unplanned loud noises, my deadname

to big to use….?