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What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

Those are the eyes of a man who saw satan and asked for his number

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Haiku bot, babe, you already did this one. Good try though, mate

Thanks for pointing out my visible fuckups, why don’t you eat cheetos flavored popsicle instead of insulting me or my haikus?

HAIKU BOT???

Since this post is losing traction, I want everyone to know that you can commission me!! DM me for details, but I make pride flags (including MOGAI), write fics, create stimboards, and do tarot readings!

btw!! heres the link <3

please pretend this is an ask bcuz tumblr hates me . anyways did you know c!quackity was canonically pregnant and nobody knows if it was c!schlatt's, c!karlnap's or even c!wilbur's child. and that the child was apparently el rapids so he technically killed his own child @froggyfinral

charlie i tell u about squish doll boobs in the context of making a working doll binder for a c!fundy doll of course i know this shit

you COMMENT on fic? you comment on the story like it's worth something? oh! oh! love for reader! love for reader for One Thousand Years!!!!

FUCK ship headcanons what do you guys think about headcanoning characters as exes

I’m on page nine right now and this book is fucking weird like…ill admit I skimmed some of the Minecraft fan books and they just tried to be like fantasy novels but in minecraft land but this dude in here is like “uh the dirt is square and I have logs for arms” I can’t tell if this is genius or what

The guy is pissed that he’s punching the grass and can’t grab it

He Contemplates the Flat Apple

This dude is talking about how shit he breaks becomes like flat objects and he stacks them in his pocket like playing cards this is fucking

Shut the FUCK up Max Brooks wrote this?

seeing ‘max brooks, bestselling author of world war z’ attatched to ‘minecraft’ was like feeling a sledgehammer being swung into my balls at maximum speed and power

i have this book, it’s pretty good because unlike most minecraft novelizations it’s written from the perspective of someone who doesn’t know shit or fuck about minecraft

Jack Black did the audiobook and listening to it is a spiritual experience

that “i don’t want a hot girl summer can we have a being a average person and not looking good etc etc summer” thing is so annoying bc if any of these people were actually fans of meg they’d know hot girl summer literally just means enjoying yourself..just having a good time..no ass shaking or big tits required like not to sound like a stan or whatever but meg is so loving and said multiple times it’s just about loving ur self and having a fun summer thats it

this video is like a hex on my life because every other month or so a wave of people start reblogging it again. like feel free i just feel like its haunting me

I have a horrible secret to share. to the five of you who care to keep up with new build a bear releases, you’ve probably noticed a lot of bald yellow animals lately. the lion, pineapple, narwhal, etc. there’s a reason for that. it’s because they made too much of it expecting the minions from despicable me to sell well. but they didn’t. so now they have all this extra yellow fabric to use. so all these new releases? yeah. they’re made out of minion skin