As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

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*flies past*

i was going to be like "love being treated like a junkie at the target cvs" but then i remembered the concept of a junkie is a societal construct and there's no hierarchy between a so called drug addict and a prescription drug user and i should instead join forces with my junkie brethren and storm the fucking cvs together. welcome to the harmacy

i have a suggestion

Creating ships for the tax write-off

Creating ships to get that fucking whale.

creating ships to wedge into the Suez canal and disrupt global shipping

@unyieldingsilence

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As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me

they're still terming random transfems as i type this i see which does make quite a statement doing this today specifically

watched three girls who reblogged its new blog mutual aidpost (made literally 15 minutes ago) already disappear from its notifs. transfems are not included in their pride :/

:)

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QUITE the statement to be nuking transfems at the current accelerated pace right at the start of pride month like this, isn't it

This post is no more than two days old as of June 3rd, 2026. All of these blogs were nuked in two days or less.

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

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op are you a hobbit

i skink therefore i scram...!