Trying to stay sane, former foster parent

I think Miss Scarlett would murder with style and panache.

It has come to my attention that I forgot about dead

idk obviously dying is pretty bad but by the time youre found dead its not really your problem

"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.

Oh, dear. I can't reblog that fast enough.

Reblog if you were born in the 1900's.

"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically

This year felt like being awake during surgery

Maybe we should schedule this to post for next year to do some reverse psychology on 2026?

I met a girl who did a very good half of exam but didn't actually know the answer, so she wrote a full page (two sides), left half a sentence at the end of the page and wrote "Page 1 of 2" and submitted that. Because the teacher assumed it was her fault and that she had lost half of the exam, she gave her a passing grade hoping she wouldn't complain. And she didn't, of course.

In college, I forgot I had a paper (that I hadn't written a word of) due, until the teacher asked us to pass them forward at the start of the class... I had my computer though, and so I said I had forgotten the printed copy at home, could I please run to the computer lab after class and print it and bring it right over? He said sure, he could wait a few minutes since it was just downstairs. I don't have to look at my hands to type, so I wrote it in class while staring at the board like I was taking notes, and printed it off after. Got a B on it.

I would send the teacher an email with "please see attached" but not attach anything. That gave me until the teacher opened her email and told me I forgot to attach the paper to write the paper.

I once lied so convincingly to a teacher that I had turned in my paper that I half-expected her to find it on her desk when she rummaged around for it. She gave me another day to make a new one.

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

TODAY

Happy No Kings Day!