Hi :D

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

The train is a Girl that brings you place to place

I especially really like it when she gets all fast and starts going AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you

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You’re really good at origami holy sh

i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation 

Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?

same bitch

Yeah, neither of these things happened 👍🏼

Love the idea of emduo being kings together but phil kinda has the last say over anything and is a little more respected/seen as the higher power because techno constantly looks to him

like they both hold the title of being rulers they share the throne and techno’s word is of course just as absolute as phil’s is but techno is known for going to phil for his final opinion. Techno is known for turning his head to Phil in the middle of court and waiting for Phil’s expression to tell him how things should proceed. Techno waits for Phil’s reply before giving his two cents. Phil is his strength and his weakness and everyone is incredibly aware of it

On that note tho- people trying to bypass techno entirely and asking only Phil for a final decision is a total mistake because Phil refuses to give any sort of answer if Techno hasn’t been informed properly. “Does Techno know about this? No? Then why the fuck are we here” and then he leaves the meeting outright because while he tends to give the final say on everything that doesn’t mean you can just leave techno OUT

They rule together they both hold the throne techno would much rather only phil have the throne in general and he be more of a royal advisor because uhgggg royal court phil thats your thinggg but phil refused that so theyre both holding a crown here and thats just how it is. Because phil says so.

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

well damn . egg on my face

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway