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theperksofbeingabarista

At least 3 customers a day: “Do you have pumpkin spice?”

IT’S FUCKING MARCH

rockstarbarista

The struggle is real

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thebaristaconfessional

Americano's with steamed milk- correct me, but, are you sure you don't want an Cafe Au Lait?

rockstarbarista

Caffe au Lait is 50/50 steamed milk and drip coffee.

Americano + steamed milk (also supposedly 50/50 but usually more like 75/25) is generally referred to as a Caffe Misto but it doesn't really have a traditional name.

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slow-riot-deactivated20200720

Alternate headline: man makes life harder for minimum wage workers for the sake of boring art

#barista life #work #barista #my job #stupid people #customers #customer service

robertdeniro

What do you do for a living?

Suffer

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crazylittlelovewefound

I made the barista pilgrimage on my birthday.

rockstarbarista

When I was a Sbux barista many years ago, I covered a couple shifts at that joint. Holy jesus, it was crazy town. The tips were good, though.

Happy birthday!

The only time I get q decent heart lately is in people's to go cups.

#barista problems #latte art #hearts #barista life #oh come on #coffee #espresso

When you and your coworker get off a 10 hour, busy closing shift

#barista life #working too hard #tired #exhausted #time for bed #adventure time #coworkers

#pumpkin spice latte #pumpkin spice #psl #lol #jack o lantern #Halloween #pumpkins #barista life #barista humor

Customer: I want a latte, but like, decaf, can you do that?

me: Yes, we have decaf espresso so we can make anything decaf

Customer: No like, I want the regualar espresso but made into decaf

Me: It is regular in taste it's jsut decaffinated

Customer: No I don't want the decaf i want you to make the normal decaf

Me:....

Her: ....

Everyone: ...

#NO #holy fuck #why is this a thing #every day at my job #barista problems #barista life #go fall in a hole #stupid people

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shitpeoplesaytoserviceworke-blog

What’s the most espresso you can legally give me

(via shitpeoplesaytoserviceworkers)

As many as you want to pay for. YOLO

You know when it’s been that kind of day.

#ds9 #damar #barista life #tired as fuck #barista problems #booze #thanks #alcohol

When that one hot-ass regular comes in for coffee

#hey there #aw yeah #barista life #barista perks #regulars #time to flirt #sup

IT ISN'T YOURS

Me: *puts latte on bar*

Me: I have a double tall latte

Customer: Excuse me, but I ordered an iced americano

Me: ...no, don't worry. I haven't made that one yet. This one isn't yours.

Customer: That's fine, but I didn't order this.

Me: I'm making your americano right now. The double tall latte is someone else's drink.

Customer: I don't have time for you to remake it, it's fine.

Customer: *takes latte and leaves*

Me: ¯\(°_o)/¯

#wtf #stupid people #customers #not yours #put down the latte #barista problems #really?#barista life #wait your turn

No.

When you "play fight" about who's going to pay, it's not funny, it's desperately awkward for me, the person who has to choose whose card/cash to take. Just don't.

#barista problems #awkward customers #customer service #cashier problems #just stop #it's not funny #customers #why #no

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bunny427

Macchiato 😐

If you order an upside down caramel macchiato from me, I hate you.

You want a vanilla latte with caramel drizzle.

Allow me to explain; Caramel Macchiato= Vanilla syrup on the bottom, steamed milk, shots on top, and caramel drizzle.

Upside down Caramel Macchiato= Vanilla syrup, shots, steamed milk, caramel drizzle.

Vanilla latte= Vanilla syrup, shots, steamed milk.

I HATE THE IDEA OF AN UPSIDE DOWN CARAMEL MACCHIATO.

All that is is a fancy way of saying you want to be high maintenance.

It’s that season again.

#pumpkin spice latte #pumpkin spice #barista problems #basic bitches #fall

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