Rockin Memes

adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom

[Writing youtuber voice]: Your world map is actually dogshit because [protracted infodump about geology and climate systems, none of which is correct.] As a consequence, you need to move everything around in a way that completely breaks the story's pacing and actively undermines the themes.

[Writing youtuber voice] The most important thing you could possibly spend time on when writing fantasy is this piece of realism that literally no successful fantasy story has ever bothered with

[Writing youtuber voice] if you so much as think about a theme or plot structure or character dynamic instead of developing the economy of a continent the story never even touches, I am going to personally curse your entire bloodline

no one follows the trees warning

You know the parable about how the foolish man built his house upon sand and the wise man built his house upon rock and it’s always about having a sturdy foundation well there is also the fact of location which is that the sand probably used to be rock except it’s been eroded to sediment because it’s a FUCKING FLOODPLAIN

flood Plain perfec t size for put town in to b\uild! inside very Soft and Comfort town safe happy put town in Floodplain. Put Town In Floodplain. no problems ever in flloodplain because good Shape and Support for town roads weak of big town citizens. Afloodplain yes a place for a town put town in floodplain can trust floodplain for giveing good place for town. friend flood

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed