An Intellectual Badass

So now Sandler has $80 million to make a film with, and a bunch of friends who need paychecks to live on, right? So he just pays them for whatever half-assed performance they give (Kevin James, David Spade, Rob Schneider, etc) and they make a fucking movie. and its awful, but get this right

Product placement. In Gilmore, Happy gets sponsored by Subway to play golf, and in Jack & Jill, the plot of the movie basically revolves around advertising, specifically for Dunkin Donuts. You’ve got Gatorade in Waterboy, McDonalds and Hooters in Big Daddy, Popeyes Chicken in Little Nicky, Wendys in Mr Deeds, Bed Bath & Beyond in Click, MySpace in Funny People, KFC in Grown Ups (Kevin James is a fat man), and a bottle or can of Budweiser is in nearly every scene of That’s My Boy,

“I guess one of the cops thought I was the shooter.”

He saved the children at the risk of being racially profiled and mistaken for the shooter by the police all while the actual shooter was taken in ALIVE

My heart goes out to the family and friends who lost loved ones to another senseless hate crime carried out by another white male Trump supporter.

As sad as I am, I’m sorry but I’m also mad. Republicans are blocking any significant changes to gun laws.

And somehow the police managed to capture another white male mass shooter without shooting him on sight. Tamir Rice and Mike Brown never received the same chance - they were shot on sight. Funny how police don’t “fear for their lives” when they arrest a white mass murderer, but they always “feel threatened” or “see” imaginary guns in the hands of unarmed black people.

Please note that the shooter wasn’t an asylum seeker from the Southern border, he wasn’t an MS-13 gang member, and he wasn’t Antifa, and he isn’t mentally ill. But he IS a white, male, Trump supporter motivated by Trump’s rhetoric.

Apple: 

I got this from school (the whole sex ed “here’s what to know about your menstrual cycle and oh BTW here’s the ways you can ask to be raped” thing) to my parents (”never trust men ever for anything EVER”) to magazines and general “safety tips” like the flyers you sometimes see in women’s rooms. It was usually billed as Common Sense Ways To Avoid Becoming a Victim. Usually included not wearing heels, carry your keys in your hand and lock the car as soon as you’re in it, park under a light pole, etc.