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the average person with bad taste can be into some extremely banal garbage but when you get close enough to someone with otherwise good taste that they start a recommendation by going off on a preamble about how they don't necessarily recommend it you know you're seconds away from hearing about some real torturously wretched dogshit

friend from work will have you watch a two hour movie where you can feel every second as it passes by, but enemployed movie mutual will put you on the kind of shit that feels like crawling on cobblestone until emaciated

people are reading this as the latter friend recommending dry, pretentious cinema. that's not the case. not that kind of situation. you're getting no enrichment out of this. I need you to understand they're making you watch Gooby because "it's kinda good"

Not to insert myself here but as someone who owns Ghost Rider 1 and 2 on DVD I do actually need everyone to watch it right now because in the second one a kid asks Nick Cage as Ghost Rider how he pees and Nick Cage says “it’s like a flamethrower” and then they hard cut to a CGI skeleton in full black moto leather pissing a jet of fire and then it does a shoulder check at the camera and nods like “hell yeah brother”

Lot of y'all want to be fed a lot of BBQ meat, and take a long nap.

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

at the jfk museum. this place is kind of objectively funny as hell i think

hey guys sorry if i smiled last night. i was happy

"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry

We getting Magical up in this shit. Smoking that wizard zaza. This shit ain't nothing to me man. I looked Medusa in the eyes, the only part of me rock was my dick. They call me Sorcerer the way I'm casting fireballs in my bong. Smoking that Halfling Weed out of a unicorn's horn. This shit ain't nothing to me man. That bush so big call it the enchanted forest. The king tried to kill me so I did his wife, and taught his kid how to fight a dragon. Try getting that bonding experience back, bitch. On that wizard HRT, call my ass Magic Michelle. Moving like the plague cause I'm sick on the dance floor. This shit ain't nothing to me man. I be on that orc ketamine style. I'm on that elvish shit. That fuckin dwarfstyle crossfade.