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the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

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vulpes-aestatis

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

thecactifindahome

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#and sometimes you think the pause is a prompt for an answer despite the lack of question inflection#so you start to go 'uuuh the ti-'#*angry babey stomps* NO!! I'M NOT DONE!!!!#oh my god the concept of mama/baby play#of mama telling a riddle (as practice for coming up with them) and giggly baby throws out guesses#until they give up#and then mama goes 'NOW I EAT YOU' and play-nibbles at their littol belly#and then baby takes a turn telling riddles and it is. as above. lmao.

pukicho

you got any airports you hate?

Yeah the poison airport. Hate getting poisoned.

pukicho

But I have to make my connection

vzm

the brutalist public bathroom is definitely a top one tourist attraction across all of the US

cocoon2010

Here's me (6'2) in front of the Women Monolith for scale

tastylemonbread

sometiktoksarevalid

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throathole

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

throathole

Destruction. Annihilation, even

godlessondheimite

jeff goldblum is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s jewish. nathan lane is the type of guy who gets mistaken for jewish because he’s gay. stanley tucci is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s a mild-mannered italian, which is jewish. seth meyers gets mistaken for jewish because of everything about him. zachary levi gets mistaken for jewish because everyone wants him dead. tom cruise gets mistaken for gay because he is.

godlessondheimite

wow really good addition here

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

even with watching a movie from like the 90s it’s insane how much everyone looks like a Normal Person compared to anything filmed today

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

it’s something about the aggressively obvious 2020s makeup too on everyone in every movie no matter what the time period is. it’s the 19th century they do not have highlight!!!!

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

look at meg march in 1994 vs 2019. they both look great! however! emma watson is wearing very obvious lipstick, mascara, concealer under eyes heavy foundation etc etc. you can see this at a glance. i literally in making this comparison had to google if this was a promotional image that she took or actually a still from the movie because her makeup just looks like normal 2019 makeup that a girl from 2019 would wear!!! (not to mention her costume. different post.) then look at trini alvarado on the other left. obviously she’s wearing tons of makeup because she’s in a movie and she has tons of lights on her all the time but it doesn’t look she is!! you can see circles under her eyes!! she doesn’t have The Shine to her face that emma watson does. she looks so much more believable as a girl from the 1860s not because she’s a perfect representation but simply because she does not Obviously Have On Modern Makeup

astraskylark

RWBY VOLUME 10 IS REAAAAALLLLL

innerchildabortionclinic

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innerchildabortionclinic

tornado spawn point

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alteredpanel

dead wife jokes banned in the house due to current events

womanguy

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

sabertoothwalrus

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

batbetbitbotbut

slowspinningredemption

i was in the supermarket and a guy looked at me and calls over to his wife like "honey what are we having for dinner tonight?" and when she told him he nodded and, still staring directly at my shirt, said "i'll get some garlic bread"

my shirt:

$hyperoperationfractallisation blog's avatar$

hyperoperationfractallisation

Where'd you get that shirt I want one

hardal201

Ok sorry but what's the appeal with garlic bread? I always see people talking about how good it is yet I've never seen one ever. Is it really THAT good?

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hyperoperationfractallisation

If I'm gonna be frank I think it is slightly overhyped but it's still incredible

moose-mousse

Garlic bread is horrible

It combines being piss easy to make. Chop garlic and put it in butter for 24 hours. Done

Smear garlic butter on bread and fry it. Done

And it tastes great! You could easily eat only garlic bread for days

It is too easy! ;_;

the-haiku-bot

And it tastes great! You

could easily eat only

garlic bread for days

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

sabertoothwalrus

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

batbetbitbotbut

slowspinningredemption

i was in the supermarket and a guy looked at me and calls over to his wife like "honey what are we having for dinner tonight?" and when she told him he nodded and, still staring directly at my shirt, said "i'll get some garlic bread"

my shirt:

$hyperoperationfractallisation blog's avatar$

hyperoperationfractallisation

Where'd you get that shirt I want one

hardal201

Ok sorry but what's the appeal with garlic bread? I always see people talking about how good it is yet I've never seen one ever. Is it really THAT good?

$hyperoperationfractallisation blog's avatar$

hyperoperationfractallisation

If I'm gonna be frank I think it is slightly overhyped but it's still incredible

moose-mousse

Garlic bread is horrible

It combines being piss easy to make. Chop garlic and put it in butter for 24 hours. Done

Smear garlic butter on bread and fry it. Done

And it tastes great! You could easily eat only garlic bread for days

It is too easy! ;_;

the-haiku-bot

And it tastes great! You

could easily eat only

garlic bread for days

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

onlinebeast

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Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event

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Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

calamaricarlo

I love this website so much

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leofwines-deactivated20250831

love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

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