Robot Thoughts by robotscott

Of course he did

All animals go to heaven is just illogical planning. You’re telling me every crocodile that ever lived is in heaven? Heaven must be swarming crocodiles. Does that sound like heaven to you? Thousands of millions of crocodiles?

Get fucked parasite

she lookin into the camera like “Really nigga?”

She need to start confiscating phones.

Red white and blue table spread, tho. She still looking out for pops, #attagurl

shout out to all the black and white cats named oreo, all the orange tabbies named tiger, all the grey cats named smokey, all the black cats named shadow, and all the calico cats named patches

how could i forget the white cats named snowball, shout out to all the white cats named snowball

#allcatsmatter