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I know next to nothing about botany but the phrase “feral sunflower” is hilarious to me

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"

"The frown was completely unreadable. Thankfully, the loaded and raised gun offered a clue."

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

a couple weeks ago I got so stressed that I started literally hallucinating. I was seeing a ghost lady out the corner of my eye. now what was that about?????

piece of media you feel crazy about at formative age is truly like the hotel california. you can check out but you can never leave

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?