ma'am that’s a cowboy

girl something good has to happen at some point

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

just tried to reference the xkcd "today's lucky 10,000" comic but I wanted to explain xkcd first, so I was like "you probably know the one about experts in the field overestimating their audience's familiarity with the subject matter" and uh. he didn't. love me some irony

i think most people accept the idea of "you don't control who you're attracted to" in terms of being gay but imo it can go further. like if you're not attracted to men, but you happen to find a transmasc person attractive, i dont think thats inherently transphobic if you acknoweldge that your attraction is incongruent with their identity. you dont need to run yourself in circles creating qualifiers for your sexuality when we live in a world of infinite gender identites. it's not like you have an inbuilt radar that tells you whether that hot stranger at the bar is a woman or not. man who kissed a twink that turned out to be a butch lesbian that thought he was a butch lesbian. etc.

*in the fantasy rpg character creator making a tired, middle-aged woman* yeah i'll add a scar across her eye, i'm not driving

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

my aunt has a coworker named chad who is apparently kind, ginger, wears glasses, gossips, loves to travel, and broke up with his boyfriend because his boyfriend was a loser who didn't want to travel at all. chad if you're reading this I love travel and I'm normal about redheads with vision problems. come closer

cannot overstate how immediate my reaction was upon finding out that a Ginger Bespectacled Gay Man was in social proximity to me. I went a very funny colour (pink) and coughed a lot. I trhink I'm allergic

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

yall are so fucking weird about gnc people. a woman wears a suit and she's "conforming to the patriarchy". a man wears a skirt and he's Secretly A Trans Egg. have you considered It's Fabric

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point