[Muffled sounds of robutts in the distance]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

@gallusrostromegalus

I’m sorry but scientifically, that is categorized as a friendly fluff dinosaur.

@akariisabirb

i’LL TAKE 20

agent: this is area 51, where the aliens live me: cool agent: and over there is area 69, where the aliens… uh… me: what agent: …. me: what do they do there

I will never not reblog these smol toe beans.

Also i totally forgot to edit out the sound on this video so i guess you all get to hear me scream “it’s done honey, it’S DONE IT’S DONE” + background friends’ reaction and laughter

The audio made it 100% better

@backgroundflametrooper

ITS DONE HONEY

just heard my roommate yell ‘you USED me!!!’ from the living room n im sitting here like ??? 2 seconds later my rat comes running into my room holding a french fry in his lil baby mouth

today some guy very confidently ordered a “Busted Nut Parfait” on drive thru without hesitation and i had to ask if he meant a peanut buster parfait without crying

update: today someone asked for a peanut buster parfait with “light syrup and heavy nut” and i laughed from the ice cream machine and he heard me