Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind.

ok guys i just realized i cant be famous because if i drop a piece of dry food on a familiar floor im probably just gonna blow and eat it out of habit and i might get caught doing it and then next thing u know people are dragging me for it on the internet makin twitter memes like ‘when u rich but u remember bein broke’ wit a lil photoset of me eatin the dirty popeyes chicken thigh(even tho they would do the same thing!!fake asses) so i cant be famous :(( im very disappointed please give me the appropriate time to heal this was my dream i am crushed )):

You know skinny jeans are gonna go out of style eventually but we’re gonna keep wearing them. They’re gonna become mum jeans. Parent style. People are gonna be like “oh my god dad your jeans are so tight it’s so embarrassing please put something else on” and you’re gonna be like “oh yes because those flappy impractical things are so much better” and you will feel superior but really you will be Uncool. You will be Uncool and you won’t see it, just like your parents. This is your fate. 

Halloween: *is almost here* me: 🎃🍫🎃🍫🎃🍫🎃🍫🎃🍫 spooky shit spo౦ky sHit🎃 thats 🍬 some spooky🎃🎃shit right🎃🎃th 🎃 ere🎃🎃🎃 right🍬there 🍬🍬if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 👻 i say so 👻 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ👻 🎃 🎃🎃BO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎃 🎃🎃 🎃👻 🎃 🍫 🍫 🍫🎃🎃Spooky shit

REBLOG IF DICK CHANGED YA LIFE

president richard nixon changed all of our lives when he tried to cover up #watergate

this is performance art

what is teen wolf even about? wolves?? high schoolers??? demons?? people killing?? people dying?? children hurt you hear them crying??? can you practice what you preach and would you turn the other cheek?? father father father help us…..need some guidance from above……where is the love