And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

advice to all bisexuals: never post about bisexuality or you will attract the "do what you want forever" tumblr user

Have you ever thought how scorpions do it? 🦂

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post

okay??

I have such a good dash

"Apparently I can't count for shit"

This screencap i took in like 2016 when me and my two old roomates would play roblox every night and you could still hit people with your car in Pizza Place

this dumbass fake tweet screenshot from reddit had me in hysterics earlier for some reason

Oh my god