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“I called you”

I know, I watched the phone ring

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draeneis

someone: coca cola can remove rust from metal imagine what its doing to your body

me: pff getting rid of the rust idiot

captainlatin

I fucking hate languages.

The Greeks had this word, right, we have no idea where it came from, it just kinda popped up out of nowhere, and it could mean either apples, cheeks, or boobs. Problem is it looked and sounded *exactly* like another, unrelated word which could mean sheep, goat, or any animal in general really, which must have got confusing if you were a farmer talking about your livestock, but anyway…

Then the Romans, having stolen practically everything else from the Greeks, thought they’d nick this word too, because Latin isn’t confusing enough without throwing in a bunch of loan words. And they adopted it to mean a pumpkin.

Then the English came along and were all like “when in Rome”, and stole it, where it became our word ‘melon’. Which has now come back to mean boobs.

How do you like them apples.

alivannarose

I fucking love languages.

comuto-sama

fuckthisbloganditscurses

Happiness Will Come To You.

12goblins

when tho

fuckthisbloganditscurses

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

wizardshark

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

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lady-feral

I need more girly things.

You know, like dresses and lacy things and stockings and makeup and battle axes.

lady-feral

Side note: I made a lacy battle axe once.

starduststarling-deactivated201

Tbh I think I just found a brand new part of my aesthetic..

benepla-deactivated20180521

I’m really sorry that I’m such a bad texter!!!! And a bad e-mailer, call-backer, Skype IMer, discord IMer, tumblr chatter, twitter DMer, Facebook messenger, Friendster friend, friend in general, lover, writer, blogger, farmer,

powerarmor

me: humanity is awful i can’t believe this there is no goodness or love

me: life is ok actually and i have a reason to live

bunney

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

unclewhisky-deactivated20150726

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

sashaforthewin

You are a mermaid, sir

doktorexplosion

@captainbaddecisions

sarahseeandersen

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babyanimalgifs

AMAZING

kirbychan234

@arthur-tristan-kingsmen

motherhenna

me, holding my newborn child: what are its stats??

fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20

Class: Infant Race: human Strength: 0 can barely support own head Agility 0 needs to learn to walk Intelligence: 2, understands that crying brings food, replacement of soiled garments with fresh ones Wisdom 1 no object permanence Charisma: 20 becuase people lose their shit around babies, -1 for each month until Terrible Twos and all Charisma drops to 1.

HP: 2

Spells per day: Cloudkill, Telepathic Summons, Sleep (casts on Self),

Infant fingernails: does +1 cutting/slashing damage

shampooligan

i was trying to remember the “live long and prosper” motto from star trek and for a solid 10 minutes the only thing i could think of was “live big and die”

flightyfinch

iammattcohen4real-deactivated20

#you

toshio

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