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āI called youā
I know, I watched the phone ring

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someone: coca cola can remove rust from metal imagine what its doing to your body
me: pff getting rid of the rust idiot
I fucking hate languages.
The Greeks had this word, right, we have no idea where it came from, it just kinda popped up out of nowhere, and it could mean either apples, cheeks, or boobs. Problem is it looked and sounded *exactly* like another, unrelated word which could mean sheep, goat, or any animal in general really, which must have got confusing if you were a farmer talking about your livestock, but anywayā¦
Then the Romans, having stolen practically everything else from the Greeks, thought theyād nick this word too, because Latin isnāt confusing enough without throwing in a bunch of loan words. And they adopted it to mean a pumpkin.
Then the English came along and were all likeĀ āwhen in Romeā, and stole it, where it became our wordĀ āmelonā. Which has now come back to mean boobs.
How do you like them apples.
I fucking love languages.
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

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I need more girly things.
You know, like dresses and lacy things and stockings and makeup and battle axes.
Side note: Ā I made a lacy battle axe once.
Tbh I think I just found a brand new part of my aesthetic..
Iām really sorry that Iām such a bad texter!!!! And a bad e-mailer, call-backer, Skype IMer, discord IMer, tumblr chatter, twitter DMer, Facebook messenger, Friendster friend, friend in general, lover, writer, blogger, farmer,
me: humanity is awful i canāt believe this there is no goodness or love
me: life is ok actually and i have a reason to live
if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir
@captainbaddecisions

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AMAZING
@arthur-tristan-kingsmen
me, holding my newborn child: what are its stats??
Class: Infant Race: human Strength: 0 can barely support own head Agility 0 needs to learn to walk Intelligence: 2, understands that crying brings food, replacement of soiled garments with fresh ones Wisdom 1 no object permanence Charisma: 20 becuase people lose their shit around babies, -1 for each month until Terrible Twos and all Charisma drops to 1.
HP: 2
Spells per day: Cloudkill, Telepathic Summons, Sleep (casts on Self),
Infant fingernails: does +1 cutting/slashing damage
i was trying to remember theĀ ālive long and prosperā motto from star trek and for a solid 10 minutes the only thing i could think of wasĀ ālive big and dieā

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person: it was a little mistake! donāt beat yourself up about it
me:
cool new tumblr trend : āgoodpostingā
its when you share fun interesting things in a calm and friendly way
goodposting example: hey guys, just fucked a bug
no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!