the glow up nobody talks about is the one where you stop reacting emotionally to everything

Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet

Yeah no wtf is wrong w you. Why be an ass to somone whos just trying to correct you on how tje animal would act. Wrong place wrong time but.you could have just said its a hypothetocal/im not getting one, but you had to be a snark abt it? She could not be able to pick up tones or jokes due to autism or was just genuinly feeling passionate abt spreading info to stomp put mis-info.

allowing filthy frank to rebrand as a sadboy indie musician was the worst thing we as a society have ever done

yall being filthy frank was giving him fucking seizures holy shit

? Ok

I love the implication that he was trapped in some sort of filthy frank curse that could only be broken by making sad bart edit music

a fun fact about pope john paul the second is that his birth name was karol józef wojtyła but when he was elected pope he chose to be known as john paul because he was such a devout mclennon shipper