do no harm but take no shit

let me tell u as someone with no impulse control the ‘treat yo self’ episode of parks and rec is very dangerous 

name a more iconic duo than me and procrastination. go ahead, i’ll wait. 

of course you will

ME

after three hours of internally debating what the fuck to do with my hair, i’ve decided i’m dying it back to black

lol i changed my mind again i got pink hair dye left over and don’t wanna waste it

house arrest is so funny to me. you commited crimes, stay home

its getting grounded but for adults

There are few things as profoundly funny as unnecessary/ominous quotations.

Beyoncé IS the HARDEST working person in music and that’s just that. I will NOT let people call her overrated…. not when she’s pulling out performaces like this coachella one. The concept, the arrangement/remixes, the dancing, HER FUCKING VOICE; this woman had twins LAST YEAR!!!! Beyoncé has gotten to the point where she could put out mediorce shit and people would still eat it up but no she’d NEVER do that. She’s always gonna bang out amazing visuals, intricate dance moves, and breaktaking vocals… we really don’t deserve her

ANDIDNDJD

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