#mckennacore

when I'm on my deathbed im going to queue like 15,000 posts from the perspective of someone who's dead and in hell so that the blogging never ends

digital selfharm is real. do NOT check up on that ex-partner/ex-friend. do NOT reread those old messages/conversations that you know will hurt your feelings all over again or that will otherwise make you feel like shit. do NOT block evade to see if you’re being talked about. inhale. exhale. let it pass and you’ll be better for it.

Hey freaky evil kink alert: I like it when you talk to me

they should invent a Mother you are not scared of becoming

does anyone know how to stop the body from keeping score? i have shit to do

lowkey kinda hard to access my inner peace and serenity lately

now in 2028 hunter biden will get elected as us president. he'll get two terms despite doing everything wrong. then eric trump will take office for two terms. then after that barron trump will be of age and will take two terms in office. then naomi biden, hunter's daughter, will take office for another two terms. at around 2050 the democrat/republican labels will fall away and be replaced by the Biden/Trump parties. This will continue until 2146, when one of the Trump line impregnates one of the Biden line. now of course this child will have intense psychic powers brought on by the effects of atomic radiation on the human zygote. the spawn will take office at age 6 after demonstrating it has an intellect far surpassing any 35 year old on the planet. after being questioned about their extra serving of oreos, the Trump-Biden-thing will use their telekinesis to throw the planet into the supermassive black hole in the center of the milky way galaxy. of course they don't know that when their telekinetic field makes contact with the black hole's event horizon, a chain reaction will occur that destroys the entire universe. and that's why i'm voting blue this chrismas.

i’m inventing stages of grief you fuckers haven’t even heard of

ppl used to show up at each others houses