we're flesh & bone when we're all alone

i can’t believe there are people that are still in high school like… it’s literally 2018 how have you not grown up yet damn

Are you perhaps some sort of idiot?

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

this pandemic will end and you’ll claim the window seat in your favorite cafe, stand in a crowd at a concert, visit a museum and make crappy art in the park. sometimes things feel like they’ll go on forever, sometimes bad things feel heavier than good things, sometimes life feels like it’s slowing down and all you’re doing is waiting for the full stop— but just because this hopelessness is all that you’re feeling right now, doesn’t mean that it’s all there is. there’s always more and you will experience that, and you will feel alive again.

my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home

that also happens when u pick me up and look into my eyes

I don't want a gender I just want to look like a vaguely disreputable wizard.

what part of “do not spend money” do i not understand

i have a disease that makes me like pink and heart shaped objects and it’s called being a fucking genius

‘i wanna be a yo-yo man’ he cried ‘make me a yo-yo man’ but the yo-yo master did not answer he just kept on yo-ing

Also if the DA4 character creator could be in natural light and not like a seedy nightclub toilet that would be amazing thanks

game devs need to invest in having fashion advisors around during development like I can't do this anymore