this site is a graveyard lol

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

ooooohhh fungus well its a plant made out of meat

this could be the world if we try a little harder

Twinks with unexpectedly hairy asses nation rise up

the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

I’m going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators

5 ibuprofen 2 garlic

Try my recipe boy

they got silenced by Big Salmon. please be respectful and stop scrolling for a moment of silence

stop telling people im dead

sometimes I can still read their posts

linear alg is easier to follow than toilet paper math

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

“apologist.” “critical.” y’all are doing too much. when my favorite characters do evil reprehensible shit I simply don’t fucking care cause it’s not real

kicked out of the blunt rotation for going “w-wait!!! but this is like…. an indirect kiss?!?!? uwaaa!!! >//A//< ”