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I've reached the point where cynicism is a major turn-off for me. You're not smarter than idealists, and you're not helping.

the pure of heart do not require a "car" and "driver's license" to travel

minecraft houses always look super cute from the outside and then you see the inside and it's the most cramped living space in the world because every piece of furniture needs to take up a square meter minimum of floor space

American slop for those without kids is "What if you could escape your shitty wage job but still be able to love your friends and be connected with them."

When you remove the evidence from "evidence-based," what are you left with? That's right: BASED. So you all can shut up with your cringe "data" and your loser "scientific method"

i love talkative cats like yeah meow meow meow you're so real bro

ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.

She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.

if somone made pixel art of mulch id be very happy boy

throwback to the time i didn’t realize that mulch was the name of someone’s fursona

had to share-screen in an academic meeting yesterday and everyone started booing me