dream big, toucan sam

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

you know back then they didn’t use to romanticize the past

I don't understand husbands who dgaf abt their wife's interests. you should be getting hard every time she nerds out, no exceptions

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

even non gamers have been shocked to death by this beautiful eel

y'all need to relearn the word erratic and stop using schizophrenic/bipolar/psychotic as a replacement

y'all need to relearn the word particular and stop using ocd as a replacement

People need to relearn the word "egocentric" and stop using narcissist/narc as a replacement.

People need to relearn the word "impulse" and stop using "intrusive thought" as a replacement

People need to relearn the word "lying" and stop using "gaslighting" as a replacement

feminist retelling shoulsnt be the woman does some girlboss shit femist retelling is she does the same stuff except u actually give a shit abt her perspective and thoughts and feelings as a human being this time

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial