dream big, toucan sam

let's reintroduce "rude" to the lexicon no that person is not evil or morally bankrupt or even your enemy they're just being rude

“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen

honey he has a fish for a head

So what, all of a sudden mermaids aren't hot?

real yearners know that they can even feel nostalgic about the present moment

I’ve known this post longer than I’ve known most of my friends

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

everything is a circle so we’ll be right back