dream big, toucan sam

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

when tiger met dragon

crouching harry hidden sally

sometimes the moral of the story really is just "you cannot go back and what happened to you is going to be with you for the rest of your life. but it's still going to be okay" huh

they’re publicly executing me tomorrow for desiring a little attention

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

I do think you lose your right to medical privacy when you decide to become a politician and it is mad fucked up that these people hold our lives in their hands and are allowed to disappear for months on end with no explanation. You need a doctor’s note to miss school for a cold but we have no clue if Mitch McConnell is dead or alive and Tom Kean was allowed to fuck off for 4 months without telling the public why. I don’t give a fuck about your privacy, you’re not protecting my privacy, if you’re leeching tax dollars and partying it up in a rich person rehab resort somewhere while your constituents vote against our access to healthcare, we should be allowed to know. Fuck you. I say this as a disabled person, I’m always having to explain the nature of my disability and the details of my health but we’re not allowed to know what the fuck is going on with these people.

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands