my English prof teaching abt cover letters today and me trying not to bring up the luke skywalker cover letter post:
@serialreblogger here you go:

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my English prof teaching abt cover letters today and me trying not to bring up the luke skywalker cover letter post:
@serialreblogger here you go:

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I love lying to my landlord. “We’re currently looking at a comparable unit in the area at $[a hundred dollars less than our current rent]/month, so if your offer has any flexibility to come down on the rent, that would help us reach a decision about whether or not to renew our lease here” and the comparable unit exists only in my own beautiful mind
Actually, no! And since several people have replied asked for my script for negotiating lower rent, I’m gonna share that below, as well as the philosophy behind it. Full disclosure that I’m not a leasing office person or a realtor or god forbid, a landlord—I’m just someone who has been a renter for 10+ years across different states, and I know for a fact that I have saved myself thousands of dollars by successfully negotiating a lower monthly rent on almost every lease I’ve ever signed. (Also, I’ve only ever rented in the U.S., so this advice may not be as applicable elsewhere.)
Evidently, for the most part even the people who are pro AI will argue that AI is good for everything except the one specific thing where they have personal skill, experience and expertise in. Naturally that particular field can only be done by human hands and cannot be replicated.
Which only serves to illuminate that the techbros who insist that 100% of everything can be done by machines are just admitting that they don't actually have any field or area of human life, existence, or anything at all, in which they'd know shit from shinola.
“I don’t know why young people thought everything was so easy in the past.” You and your husband raised 4 children on one salary. Bitch. You also raised 4 children on one salary at a time where it was normal to kick your kids out of the house all day and tell them to come home when the streetlights turned on. You never had to worry about their school issued Chromebooks. I get that you struggled too but refusing to acknowledge the modern struggle of childrearing and the breakdown of the ‘village’ (your neighbors who were watching your children after you locked them outside) and the horrific cost of living crisis is making me want to bash my head into a wall.
Fun fact: if you, as an adult, tell miserable children that their youth is the best that life will ever be, and that it's all just downhill from there, there's a percentage of them who will hear this and think "well, I guess I better kill myself before that happens." And a certain percentage of those will proceed to do that and succeed.
Anyway what I'm saying is that any time you feel tempted to say that, you should instead consider shutting the fuck up. Just because you peaked at 16 doesn't mean anyone else did. Most peoples' lives get better than that.

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My rule of thumb with cooking and picky eaters is that I'm fine with people being picky, but I'm not ok with people lying about it. So if you've got a long list of things you can't or won't eat, give me the list, and I'm fine with cooking by it. Like literally just write a google docs with all your Yucky Ingredients on it and I can find a way to cook with whatever's left that isn't on the list.
But if you go "no I'm fine with anything it's ok I'll eat it :)" when I ask you what you will and won't eat, and once the food is on the table then you go "ew yuck it has Bad Ingredient, I can't eat this :(" I'm going to beat you with a frying pan.
Whoever said frogs say "Ribbit" was being incredibly reductive some of these guys do say "Ribbit" but a lot of them be saying "ᴮᵉᵉᵖ" some of them be saying "Waauu" and some of them be saying "Fuck" but I don't know who taught them that one.
I really want to go to the top of a mountain and scream, but the only way for me to do that and not terrify people is to hike deep into the woods, which I feel like would scare people more if they just heard screaming coming from the trees
do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be
I suppose? You can just replace that with what kind of bender tribe you'd be, or if you're a Jedi or a Sith.
Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,
I'll do you one better, identify with your choice of lightsaber color and form you'd use~!
Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,
Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,
ok but power rangers are dope as hell and also are FREE to watch on youtube so tag yrself im light blue
Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,
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Personally I don't want to have my eternal punishment defined by any futile boulders for kings because I have a three-dimensional sense of eternal torment,

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Walking around my neighborhood wearing my sick as fuck custom T-shirt that says "I STEAL EVERY FRIENDLY CAT I MEET WITH NO REMORSE I DO IT ALL THE TIME DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK I BEEN HERE FOR YEARS KEEP THAT BEAST ENCLOSED LEST YE FACE MY LIGHTNING CAT GRASP" and smiling politely while my neighbors' indoor-outdoor cats gently trot down the sidewalk towards me as the neighbors themselves read my shirt with a growing sense of panic.
Unfollow me for cat theft all you want. You'll never catch me and you'll never stop me. Those things are this season's must-have lipgloss in an understaffed Sephora, and baby? I'm a middle-class teenage girl who's not getting enough attention at home...
People in the notes keep saying, "This is just another reason you should keep your cats inside," and I know they just mean the fact that someone in general could steal them, but I like to think they all mean that you gotta watch out for me specifically. Because you do. I'm everywhere. And I'm fast.
It's bonkers how uncool all of you sound being like, "Go ahead and try it, dweeb!! My outdoor cat loves me and he would claw his way home to me!!" That's awesome, man. He's not gonna claw his way out of the grill of a freshly christened combination student texter/student driver's 2005 Dodge Neon, though. Keep your fucking animals inside. You look uneducated, you look weird, you look like you can't cum unless you violate the Migratory Bird Act but the game warden said this is your final warning and so letting Mittens unleash his detached bloodlust is the next best thing.
My great grandmother actually did steal her neighbors’ cats on the regular. One of her cats was even named Neighbor. Most of them were nearly feral when she passed. Iconic woman, I feel like you would have either been best friends or neighborhood rivals
my ancient greek history professor is making us post memes weekly. i swear to god
heres one for you
my time has come for hyperspecific classics memes
I…I need context. I’m gonna research all this shit one day.. If I remember after work
I understand most of these!
you punch nazis!
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he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV
he looks like he lets out a pathetic sad little sigh sometimes for no reason
Is platonic backpacking a thing with riding motorcycles? I want to ride a motorcycle right now but I cannot afford neither drive one nor afford to get one and take classes to learn right now. My life is hard 😭 (it’s really not, I just yearn for speed and friendship)

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She's also publicly stated that she believes that anyone who reads her books or watches her shows and films does so because they explicitly agree with her political views.
There's no "agree to disagree" with her work. Every time you pick up her work or talk about it you are saying to her "I agree with you Joanne" whether you like it or not.
Things for Self-love (gems, herbs, combos, flowers, symbols.) < 💗 >
gemstone combos & Gems
Rose Quartz + Rhodonite + Lepidolite -- Gentle love, emotional balance Pink Opal + Chrysoprase + Amazonite -- Encourages letting go, opens the heart Sunstone + Carnelian + Citrine -- Boosts joy, creativity, and radiant self-worth Tiger’s Eye + Amber + Gold -- Grounded self-belief with fiery power Rhodocrosite + Moonstone + Kunzite -- Heals the inner child, nurtures self-love Unakite + Rose Quartz + Howlite -- Grounded healing, comfort Amethyst + Labradorite + Selenite -- Insight, intuition, and energetic cleansing for soul alignment Charoite + Sugilite + Platinum -- Deep soul healing and connection to higher love Green Aventurine + Rose Quartz + Silver -- Fresh heart energy, self-compassion Amazonite + Sunstone + Copper -- Harmonizes joy and truth
Extra stones (Good on their own)
Rose Quartz - love and compassion Rhodonite - forgiveness Rhodocrosite - healing emotional wounds Pink Opal - Nurturing Kunzite - opens heart Green Aventurine - harmony Amazonite - balancing emotions Chrysoprase - increases joy Unakite - balances emotions and spirits Dioptase - deep emotional healing Carnelian - confidence boost Sunstone - joy and light Citrine - self expression Tiger’s Eye - strengthening self-worth Amber - warmth, healing. Moonstone - divinity Lepidolite - calms anxiety Howlite - soothing Selenite - clears stagnant energy Angelite - calms soul Amethyst - removes negativity Charoite - transformation Labradorite - helps you discover yourself Ametrine - emotional clarity and confidence Sugilite - deep love Rose Gold - love, warmth, empowerment. Platinum - self-worth Copper - love and energy conduction.
Plants and flowers
Rose Peony Chamomile hibiscus jasmine Sunflower Daisy Marigold Zinnia Lavender lemon balm mint basil Rosemary Cinnamon ginger thyme
Combos
Rose + Chamomile + Lavender – For emotional softness and heart healing Lemon Balm + Rosemary + Cinnamon – Energizes self-worth and clarity Calendula + Mint + Jasmine – Brightens the spirit and reconnects with
Animal symbols
Dove Deer Butterfly Swan Elephant Cat Lion Phoenix Peacock Tiger Dragon Snake Wolf Fox Hummingbird
Symbols
Heart Ankh Lotus Moon Yin Yang Eye Spiral
MOST IMPORTANT >.
Go with your instinct!