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tumblr users’ obsession with self-reporting (especially as a weird form of penance) needs to be studied

you don’t need to tell the world you still like Harry Potter because it’s your comfort movie or because your dad read it to you when you were little or something like that in response to a post about the harm continued monetary support of Harry Potter causes. you don’t need to tell tumblr all the myriad of reasons you don’t like rap under a post about how rap is often misrepresented as ultra-violent or overtly sexual and misogynistic because of racism. No one on tumblr has to know anything about you. no one has to know you still read your old Harry Potter books or that the only rap artist you like is Eminem. No one is going to say “oh of course you’re the One True Good Person with a Good Reason!” when you say that rap is difficult to listen to because of your auditory processing disorder or you’re only a part of the Marauders fandom. Just keep your shit to yourself and don’t embarrass yourself under other peoples’ posts.

You're a Demon Hunter. A rather good one. Unfortunately, a demon has possessed your husband's body. You know it's your duty to kill the demon and free him. But he's way sweeter and kinder than your annoying pos of a husband. He loves cooking and he actually likes your hobbies. Don't fall in love!

Oh god, I lost it at the Tim Hortons one.

I never saw the cheating test questions sequel before now and it did not disappoint.

It was a simpler time

This comp is a perfect mix of classics and hilarious ones that somehow I’ve never seen before

Do you think Trevor just says stuff to scare people and keep up with his tough, deranged persona? He talks about being a cannibal, kidnapping, sodomizing his hockey coach after he cut Trevor from the team, threatening to molest Wade, among many other things. Some even believe his rampages are actually just happening in his mind, due to the fact the police don't show up during/after them. In one of the rampages, he kills a bunch of military personnel, and the authorities never show up. Some people believe he just lies/exhaggerates to scare people and look tough. They say the strongest evidence for this are the rampage missions (especially the military one), and also the scene where he ate the bowl of food from the fridge (that he said contained human/animal body parts), but promptly threw it back up when everyone left. What do y'all think?

Reblog if you're a writer who doesn't use AI.

Remember, folks! You shouldn't have expectations or question the media you consume! And you especially shouldn't complain! You should just mindlessly consume media like the good little consumer you are! And definitely don't say bad things about the product you paid for. It might hurt the feelings of the people who made it! So sit down, eat your fast-food media, and shut up. That way, we’ll keep getting shitty things made for us! Yaaaaaaaaay!

I legit saw someone saying this completely unironically yesterday on Reddit and blaming fans not doing it for all the layoffs at BioWare, saying we should have supported Veilguard no matter what if we were really fans.