Lup Can Step On Me

just had an absolutely atrocious thought

I'm sorry but why was this the post where I learned some rich lady fell in love with the Grinch

Why am i laughing so hard?

THE FUCKING HANDS

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

ADHD is so funny it's like I diagnose you with lazy inconsiderate fuckup disease. And it's incurable. Here's meth

some of us were put on this earth to draw characters standing against a blank background 5000 times

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

World Heritage Post

like actually though. i’m in AWE of the notecount.

dems were like “$2000 checks, immediately” then they were like “okay so not IMMEDIATELY immediately. first we’re gonna put on a big show to impeach trump even though he’s not even in office any more. also those checks are gonna be $1400 now. also we failed to convict trump. also we forgot about the checks. you good though, right? anyway we’re going on vacation now. please keep voting for us :)”

also remember when we said we were gonna help you out with your student loans? yeah we’re not doing that either

hey i know we said we were gonna fight for a $15 minimum wage but see what had happened was is that we decided that we are going to not do that. but what we DID decide to do was give huge subsidies to private health insurance companies that are already making record profits. can’t afford medicare for all or paid sick leave though, sorry :( y’all be easy!

There's no such thing as "out of character" in star trek. You could have one of the characters try to stage a coup in one episode and everything's fine by the end because it turns out they accidentally flew the ship through a nebula that makes you want to stage a coup really bad