it’s impossible to tell if the Saw franchise is good or bad

it's so funny how people not from massachusetts perceive salem. someone asked me recently if they have a lot of rides there. sir it's not a haunted witchy version of disney. if you want to look at some graves you have to park two full miles from downtown the entire month of october because there's hundreds of people milling around mad there's not some kind of pressed-to-death roller coaster

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

BLUE ALIEN GF: our universe is much like your own, but in our timeline, dj khaled never returned from being lost at sea

I’ll be honest if I heard Tracy Chapmans fast car right now I would just have to jump off the nearest building

don't worry about me when I say this but I think in a way being hunted for sport would be a relief. my nervous system would be like, wow. finally, a proportional reaction