i think you should make it more problematic more taboo more gross more perverted and you should do it for me

If I had a gaping wound in my stomach would you. . . No. . . I shan’t say. . . . . . . Would you. . ?

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

Yaaaawn! Call me when they're covered in blood and having gay sex

dude im stuck in a timeloop and the only way to get out is if you let me bite your thigh so hard i leave teeth marks. just trust me dude

they call it bloodlust because it’s meant to turn you on

blood splattered surgical gloves are a sort of lingerie in a way

all weapons formed against bisexual women shall not prosper

I’m giving people until June to get these heated rivalry guys off my phone screen

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

getting an evil spirit put inside you without your knowledge or consent is basically a classic childhood experience