Work In Progress

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

environmental storytelling.

Well, he is.

imagine winning a gold medal at the olympics. and dedicating it to your best friend and teammate who passed away like a month ago and whose body you found. and you’re emotional as hell. and then your other teammate who won bronze starts crying talking about how he cheated on the love of his life (who he met six months ago) and how he fucked up so bad. on live television mind you. and then the press conference is all about the cheating. the competition ever

also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.

Anyone else noticing theres no websites anymore. You never go to website.com anymore its always some bullshit like "go to the smeeple app store and download the flubi app" i dont want toooo what ever happened to websites. I do not like it

Shout out to the (many) times I got called an elitist gatekeeper for saying that the only real way to fully understand a work of fiction is to experience it firsthand and that summaries and reviews are not a replacement for that

To quote what a friend of mine said after she watched Jerry Maguire (1996) for the first time, having thought she knew what it was about because of its cultural ubiquity: “you miss a lot of a movie when you don’t watch it”