Half in and half out of the light

[immediately mocked by scientists]

@lordcephalopod

Nawww, I’m sure the scientists adore this little guy <3

I dm’d this girl and her boyfriend sent me this back

keep thinkin’

how about these choices

I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing. 

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Moominpapa gets wilder with every new midlife crisis

this kitten weighs over 5 pounds already and he’s only 14 weeks old. He’s half the size of an adult cat and he hasn’t even lost his baby teeth yet

He is now 16 weeks old and over 6 pounds. Kittens are supposed to be half their adult weight at 5-6 months, and he is barely 4 months old. What the fuck.

Now at 22 weeks, 5 months old, half his adult weight, this baby is 10 pounds,,,

THAT IS TWICE THE AVERAGE WEIGHT OF A CAT HIS AGE. THE GIRLS IN HIS LITTER ARE ONLY LIKE 8 POUNDS WHY IS HE SO HUGE

HALF-N-HALF!!!!!!!