Riona Grace

The Peak Millennial Experience is apologizing to servers for existing

one of my favorite things about katniss especially in the first book is that she is literally ALWAYS scheming. and like it’s a great character trait honestly because she’s super observant and aware of how she is being perceived, but it’s also fucking hilarious because she constantly assumes that everyone around her is the same way. like when peeta is crying after being selected and she’s like “hm. what could this strategy mean? is he possibly trying to look weak to trick me? won’t work on me you chiseled beast” LIKE KATNISS HES JUST SAD

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

This is getting me really excited for Speak Now (Taylor's Version) when we can start hunting John Mayer for sport

[ Image ID: Two Screenshots of Macaulay Caulkin's wikipedia page. First reads, "Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin (born Macauly Carson Culkin; August 26, 1980) is an American actor. Regarded as one of the most successful child actors of the 1990s, he was placed 2nd on VH1's list of the '100 Greatest Kid-Stars'." His name is highlighted. The second reads, "In December 2018, Culkin announced that he would legally change his name to 'Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin' after holding a vote through his website to choose a new middle name, with 'Macaulay Culkin' winning the vote over four other candidates." / End ID. ]

a lot of media outlets are saying that the thin brow is back and I just need everyone to know that this is misinformation. protect yourselves

the novelty of having a pet will never wear off on me i’ve had animals my entire life for 23 entire years and i still sometimes stop and go holy fuck there is just a little guy in my house

My funniest ventriloquism story starts with the fact that I was obsessed with ventriloquism from a young age. I used to obsessively practice speaking without moving my lips, practicing the different tongue and air tricks and everything. Then I got sick with Bell’s Palsy, and it hit both sides of my face at the same time. Bell’s Palsy is like a headcold that hits your facial nerves. Anyway- This meant my entire face was paralyzed. I couldn’t speak using my lips. The doctor stared at me, dumbfounded that I was able to speak very fluently without my face moving at all.