Ohhh, those cookies on the counter? You ate one? Dang, I forgot to warn you! That's my special recipe with a little extra something in it. Yeah, it's the "in heat forever" weed butter. Yeah, it's a bit of a misnomer, it only lasts a few weeks, such a letdown right.
What do you mean, you had four? Four whole ones? Uhhhhh, well, so you should lie down immediately and, um. Well, I hope you don't mind me– who am I kidding, you're not going to mind anything for a month minimum. Goodness, that's hitting you fast!
You can't even understand the words I'm saying anymore, can you? Oh well, I'll just have to take good care you now! Don't worry, let's just get all these silly clothes off of you, and I'll get you feeling much better very soon :3
You people see "heat", "weed", and "can't understand words anymore" and just hit reblog! What else should I incorporate? Forever-heat-weed that turns you into a puppy? A doll? A puppydoll? Wait, hold the fuck up, puppydoll is amazing, like babydoll but ouppy. Never mind, post cancelledI'm. too dizzy to keep typing 😵💫
