the children yearn for the mines

i love you mirror versions i love you possession i love you cloning i love you simulacrums i love you shadow selves i love you digital copies of a mind i love you alternate timeline versions i love you tropes that play with identity and what it means to be a certain person

ok so its a pretty good story but you know what would make it better? a liar. a character who lies. maybe two.

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

childhood friends to complete strangers

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

letting my nephew play with my crossbow unattended in another room & all of a sudden i hear a crack & the sound of his phase transition cutscene muffled through the drywall

justin mcelroy has spent every season since balance desperately trying to make up for his sin of playing the fan favorite gay twink and travis mcelroy has spent every season desperately chasing that fame

Griffin McElroy really said “Hey what if there was a world where everyone only had One spell, and it’s kinda random to see if you ever discover it, and then even rarer for you to maybe get good at it, but you only ever get one. Because maybe seven billionaires mages are hoarding insane amounts of power somewhere up in the sky and if they ever invite someone to join them, they put them through the wizard hunger games to make sure they’re the kind of person who gets infinite power & refuses to share it or help the world writ large. Wouldn’t that be fucked up?”

tumblr is like a smoke break and reblogging is like noticing a nice bird while outside

its not my fault that old man has raw sex appeal