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i love my mutuals because we never talk but we still⌠like⌠follow each otherâŚâŚâŚ.. and i admire that we stick together even tho there is no communication in the slightestâŚâŚâŚu kno what i mean⌠helloâŚ
TAG (NOT COMMENT) your result for âWhat If We Kissedâ
you can tell the writers had a lot of fun on this episode there are so many good and iconic gags i couldnât upload them all at once and decided to compile them together
ok but thor is a blank slate when it comes to earth culture and the way he consumes it is very different from someone who grew up here
bruce banner, at the sistine chapel: Michelangelo painted this
thor: Iâm not stupid, bruce. I know the ninja turtles arenât real.

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i love megan fox
her mind⌠unparalleled
accidentally sending ;) instead of :) and feeling like youâve just offered them your body
Iâm both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you canât rid a country of polio with plants.Â
Donât forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it wonât do shit against whooping cough
Me after that one scene in Detective Pikachu:
minimus ambus is just chick hicks from cars movie
i see no difference

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me: iâm a NIGHTMARE GOBLIN CREACHER and iâm going to SCUTTLE and CRAWL >:)
my friends: youâre literally so nice that you feel bad when you forget to say âpleaseâ and âthank youâ to people and you already have a bad enough posture as it is
me: iâm DISEASED iâm ROTTING iâm POND SCUM
my friends: you never go leave the house without showering first and when we went camping you complained about getting twigs in your hair
me: iâm a BOG DWELLER looking for single TERRIFYING ELDRITCH FOREST ENTITIES (tapetum lucidum and/or horns ideal but not obligatory) in my area
my friends: youâre sitting in your room right now sipping chamomile tea and typing this with the lights on because youâre scared of the fucking dark you baby
From the King of the hill character designers booth
hank hill, defender of anime
I hate this âno spoilersâ culture that we live in right now. Producers and writers are so terrified of fans predicting the ending to their works to the point that theyâre making nonsensical endings to their narratives. Theyâre messy, out-of-character, and outlandish, but, hey! at least theyâre unpredictable!
Rian Johnson, The Last Jedi â completely ignored & disregarded the 3-film narrative arc J.J. Abrams has planned out for the sequel trilogy, and instead developed his own messy narrative full of subversions for the sake of subversion, and completely disrespected the legacy of Luke Skywalkerâs character (Mark Hamill himself has reported several times that he doesnât recognize the character).
Russos, MCU â give out fake scripts, actors play against green screens and are cut & pasted together in post, show fake/edited scenes in trailers, throw away previous character development (Thor, Ragnarok vs Infinity War and especially Endgame).
D&D, Game of Thrones â throw away a decade of foreshadowing and character development for shock value, not to mention they missed a whole ass Starbucks cup in a shot in 8x03 (either on set or in post, somebody shouldâve noticed this).
Iâm sick and tired of this. Itâs not good writing, and itâs no longer entertaining to fans when the characters they know and love become complete strangers. Thereâs good shock value â âNo, I am your father,â for example â and then thereâs ignoring years of character development and turning a kind and caring character into a murderous maniac. Thereâs a difference, and I think writers still know what that difference is, but theyâre pressured to create an ending that fans canât predict because of this mass panic over âno spoilersâ.
This needs to stop. Give me a happy ending. Who the fuck cares if we guess what comes next? That means the writers have done their fucking jobs. If we can guess what comes next that means the writers have successfully developed their characters and foreshadowed future events as youâre supposed to do in a well-written narrative.
No spoilers? Sure. I like to experience narratives without being spoiled. But donât make the narrative unrecognizable by the ending. Itâs just not good writing.
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I donât much care if the ending (or how you get there) is predictable or not. I care whether it satisfies.
I donât care if the plot meanders or undulates or plots a straight line. I care that it takes me to interesting places.
I donât care if the story foreshadows itself to hell and back or plunges into the unknown. I care for the sense it makes in doing so.
i love how Ultron designed himself to be buff
like he designed his own body based off of shit he found on the internet and he chose broad shoulders, snatched waist, toned thighs and calves
like what porn star did he???????
oh BABY this Fucks

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My redesign for the new sonic movie
I will be accepting constructive criticism.
detective pikachu beating endgame on the friday opening is so fucking funny to me because, like, marvel have been hyping endgame up so much and itâs the culmination of ten years and thereâs been so much secrecy about the plot, and then detective pikachu literally just has a little furry friend with the voice of ryan reynolds