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Daily Oguri #281 is.... Word Search! Feat. Belno Light.

Stomach is the only one that's right-left because i couldn't find a good spot elsewhere.

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I'm gonna be so real guys I almost don't want to post this one

it'll be taken down at the first sign of shenanigans

a very tasty, radioactive onion, with a fascinating texture to it, and after chewing for a bit you start to debate yourself whether you should swallow or not

anyway ive come to the conclusion that there's actually 3 tanyas and she's functionally plural; 2 of which are obvious and basically text, and 1 which takes some explaining:

-the salaryman: name unimportant; an efficient cog in the wheels of capitalism, fully indoctrinated in its ideals. reddit atheist despite being too much of a workaholic to be online in any meaningful way. apparently had functionally no meaningful personal relationships at the time of his death, and the few childhood flashbacks we get seem to indicate his parents were emotionally distant and very focused on educational prestations and career progression, with little to no room for anything else.

tldr: lonely middle-management workaholic who might have been pitiful if he didn't suck so much

-tanya von degurechaff, the imperial mage: ruthlessly effective living weapon of mass destruction who seems to be constantly chomping at the bit to kill, while simultaneously being educated and smart enough to find legal loopholes and physical workarounds to optimise it all. an inhuman means to an inhuman end, a monster in the guise of a little girl. reliable subordinate. too reliable. capable of rationalising anything

she sucks too! she sucks so bad! peel back the rationalisations and almost all you're left with is a deeply egotistical mass murderer!

almost

which is where the third tanya comes in. the least noticeable one unless you're paying attention. but she's there.

-the little girl: the previous 2 tanyas focus on the monster within the little girl, but the further you read the more obvious it becomes that there's also an *actual* little girl here, the actual 幼女, even if we never explicitly hear or see her. not overtly, never overtly. always hidden behind those afformentioned rationalisations, just as much if not moreso than the atrocities! but she's there, the emotional truth between the horrible moral framework and egotistical self-centeredness she keeps emphasising is definitely her only motivation. she doesn't care about anyone else. definitely not. she's risking her life to protect her "meatshields" for selfish and rational reasons, you must understand. she doesn't care at all. she is perfectly rational. she is perfectly rational. she is perfectly rational. she remains perfectly rational and has always been perfectly rational. she hasn't changed at all. she will not be changed. any changes were made for rational reasons only. she's rational. reason. facts and logic. reason. logic. facts.

she doesn't care at all.

she doesn't care about anything that isn't logical.

-grantz/tanya: some of the fics ive read are cute and grantz absolutely has a crush on her but i genuinely don't see a scenario where it would be a mutual thing

-visha/tanya: very much supported by canon, absolutely mutual, also yuri and therefore awesome. by far the ship that makes most sense as far as actual attraction and character dynamic goes. borderline canon. the main negative is this would be a situation where tanya is genuinely happy. the narrative does not allow her to be happy. therefore i can only assume that if they fully committed in canon, visha would die (or worse) soon afterwards. that or tanya finally kicking the bucket right when she's happy of course

-tanya/romel: they are terrifyingly, horribly compatible and in sync. they enable eachother's worst impulses by covering for the other's pitfalls and ineptitudes. canonically were both disappointed to have central command station them on different fronts. they're perfect for eachother. they should not be allowed to exist on the same continent