what if girl but soft

i bring a sort of “you should maybe interrogate your so-called ‘preferences’ to make sure they’re not literal textbook examples of severe unconscious bias” vibe that my woke gay friends dont really like

i dont wanna work i wanna get felt up by 6-12 disembodied hands (female)

shoutout to the woman from my high school martial arts class who liked to get me in joint locks and then joke about how I was easy to catch. you cannot comprehend how psychosexually formative that was for me

imagine, if you will, having an adolescent half-crush on someone way older than you, which is also confusingly blurred up with admiration of them as a role model. now imagine that you and that person are in a social environment where it is acceptable to (platonically, consensually) choke someone. I think I was very normal about it considering the circumstances

she would demonstrate takedowns on her husband (also in the class, and who was not a small man) before we got to try them and the first time I saw her twist him around and down onto the floor like it was easy my entire abdomen clenched

I cannot stress enough how eager this guy was to be manhandled (womanhandled?) and flipped around by his wife. he was her de facto guinea pig whenever she got to teach and I never saw him unenthusiastic about it. he'd set himself up for a joint lock fully smiling. the other adults in the class occasionally teased him about it (being so quick to let your wife put you in a submission hold tends to raise a few eyebrows), and I always kind of wanted to defend him but what would I have said? like, don't worry. I won't judge you. I also like being pinned down by your wife

That last sentance really hits ya like a psychosexually formative takedown

hey so did any other transfems get in trouble for crying as a kid? for example id get yelled at or in trouble for something and it would make me cry and then id get yelled at for crying about it, often with a "toughen up" or smth similar

oh yea the "stop that or ill really give you something to cry about" yea mhm yep ok fuck

and now you are going to give your boobs a good squeeze and jiggle. making you do this is one of my powers as a satori

please please please be less racist and transmisogynistic and ableist and fatphobic and youthphobic i can not fucking stand you people

STOP POSTING MEMES

this comes off as flippant but genuinely the only reason i don’t block mutuals for making and sharing jokes and comments which i find to be bigoted is because if i genuinely genuinely stuck to my principles with even just youthlib i would have no mutuals and unfortunately this site is my job so i have to keep playing friendly with genuinely very hateful and/or ignorant people. stop showing me “one of my favorite genders” stop showing me the posts where your favorite Woke Discourse Posters absolutely HAVE to use “braindead” and “childish” as ways to describe fascists. ohhhh my god and you’ll all make me out to be dramatic if i even try to care !!! oh i hate you all!!!

who else is up permanently feeling like they did something Wrong

Fun how the bystander effect was coined to cover up how cops are bigoted cowards who let a queer person die and stockholm syndrome was coined to cover that the cops handled a hostage situation so badly the hostages trusted their captors more than the cops.

NOT THE LENS WIPE PACKAGE LOOKING LIKE AN OPENED CONDOM 😭

I do love how in the immeasurable amount of traction this post gained, for reasons that still elude me, nobody pointed out that it was six in the morning when I finished the code.

agnes tachyon modded minecraft nuclear generator automated monitoring system coding project. of course it was 6 am when you finished that's the least surprising part of the whole thing

fork found in girl's mouth while she was using it to eat come on now

And every summer I get reminded that we have only a single choice if we want to survive

tried to set a trap for the wandering hero of justice but instead i caught the wandering villainous pervert. but i have no clue what to do with it. the trap was supposed to be really embarrassing and demeaning but the villainous pervert seems to outright enjoy that kind of thing.

This was a pretty awesome trap can you let me out now

I was gonna use it as a test subject for an assault and battery of tests but it's hard to do pervert experiments on someone who's already a pervert. No, I'm not going to let you out. Uh. Presses the lever that drops you through a series of pipes and chutes surrounded by disembodied hands that force you into a pretty dress that's secretly a bondage thing but you're also still being held up dangling by the hands.

Kyaaaaa~!!! XD

Ugh. It doesn't even repeat insistently that it'll defeat me. What's the point?

i will defeat you

Wait fuck did the trap not reset in time. You shouldn't be down here, little hero. I left a little package of herotreats in the. Definitely-not-a-trap up there. Don't you want them?

the only thing i want is to defeat every villain. starting with you

No! Wait! Stop! That's my favorite white tile on the floor right there! If you step on it and get it dirty... I don't know what I'd do. I'd be defeated forever.

you fool. you've revealed your weakness. steps on it triumphantly

what the hell. release me at once so i can defeat you

I'm just trying to see what else I can activate! ☆ ~ XP

You know that if you activate anything, you and the hero of justice will be forced through the same chambers and end up in the same weird outfit. Then it'd be too hard for me to tell the two of you apart. Also don't press anything I still need to challenge the hero of justice to a game of tickling.

I HAVE TO ACTIVATE IT IMMEDIATELY. STARTS FLAILING FOR THE CONTROLS

i will defeat you

Alright, and which one of you pressed the buttons?

I pressed the buttons~! ^_^

what the hell

priming the pump for my HAL-ing, are we?

They obviously are, just like all crackers are too :)