NEW YORK, NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 11: (L-R) Tobin Heath, Christen Press, Megan Rapinoe, Ali Krieger and Ashlyn Harris attend the 2019 Glamour Women Of The Year Awards at Alice Tully Hall on November 11, 2019 in New York City.

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trying on a metaphor
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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#extradirty
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DEAR READER
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if i look back, i am lost
Keni
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cherry valley forever
we're not kids anymore.
will byers stan first human second
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NEW YORK, NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 11: (L-R) Tobin Heath, Christen Press, Megan Rapinoe, Ali Krieger and Ashlyn Harris attend the 2019 Glamour Women Of The Year Awards at Alice Tully Hall on November 11, 2019 in New York City.

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i keep seeing ppl talking about those old stop motion chrismas movies nd im pissed bc everyone forgot this guy who has the funniest name ive ever fckin heard in my life
sesame street gets exponentially funnier as you age. god i love it
The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is
I wonder what Christian meme groups are like. I mean some Christians have the biggest victim complexes in the world and if you couple that with first person perspective memes, you’d probably get memes like:
Oh thank fuck it is my time to shine
These are all from a Christian meme group that I joined for some reason but fell in love with
I’ve been consuming Christian memes since I was about fourteen and they’re all like this. Also:
May I add:
ok i spent hours looking through christian discord servers for these
Some personal favorites I’ve encountered
I’m not sure if any of these count as blasphemy exactly but happy sunday yall.
This goes so well with what my mother says.
‘God has to have a sense of humor or else he wouldn’t have created us.”

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So I found this coconut on the beach in Costa Rica and when I opened it THIS was inside. I think it’s the endosperm (or whatever you call the thing that develops into the tree). The coconut water itself wasn’t as sweet as usual (probably because it had sprouted), but the little sprout boi tasted sweet on one end and salty on the other. (submitted by @jewishpangolin)
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dude i have no idea how to tell you this but i have no idea what this is. i showed this to my plant anatomy professor and one of the mods at @thebashfulbotanist after class and none of us could figure out what this is. it doesn’t look like a fungus, the embryos in coconuts are tiny and don’t look like this, and the first thing a coconut sprouts is a root, not the stem, and it grows outward. there should be nothing normal like this growing in there. my plant anatomy teacher has never seen anything like this and has offered to forward this image to a palm researcher she knows to see if he has. i repeat, we have no idea what you ate but it was not a normal sprout boi. please stand by
submitter: heehee look at little coconut!!! 😩
op, their classmates, and their botany professor:
me: i gotta go to bed early tonight…. sleep is important!!!! and there’s no good reason for me to be up so long
youtube: a conspiracy theory proving that Avril Lavigne being murdered by the illuminati and replaced by a clone is directly linked to the Malaysia Airlines 370 flight going missing
me:
wheres the link op
op where’s the link
but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol
how many hands you got
two? don’t see how that’s relevant
allow me illustrate you
that’s still four people
i truly can’t make this any clearer
will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children
don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story
I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie
If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face
Spooktober in VRChat
Everyone go home this one wins
For the bone brothers
If I don’t reblog this: I’m dead. Avenge my death.

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the best alternate ending
Emily sonnnett after getting the red card
i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang
Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”
REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE
Need immediately please
The hero our daughters deserve.
what is it that makes swords seem so unattainable? you can get one for like $20 on amazon. sure some of them are upwards of 300+ bucks but thats for the real artisan shit. if you just want a blade you can grind and swing around thats so cheap. replica swords arent hard to make. swords ARE a reality you can achieve. but they seem so lofty. like something beyond what any of us could ever dream of owning. and yet we can

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Year: 2027
FIFA Women's World Cup Final
*Conversation between a mom and her 9 year old daughter*
Daughter: "Mom? Who's that player that dribbles past everybody? Gosh she is so good."
Mom: "That's Rose Lavelle"
Daughter: "Wow mom, she's like the best in the world. I haven't seen anyone that can do all those moves. I don't think there has ever been someone as good as her."
Mom: *tears up, then responds with a sad smile*
"You still don't know something sweetie. Let me tell you a story about one player you don't know about..."
Does anybody else like, revert back to the books/tv/movies u loved as a child whenever things in your life are about to change
me packing my things for college: