Don't Be Afraid, Everyone is Different

this is a terrible time to be alive *remembers the latter half of the 14th century* this is a not so good time to be alive

hey op how do you remember the latter half of the 14th century

not fondly. I do not recall it fondly.

Fibre crafts are 50% soothing repetitive action and 50% "God Fucking Damnit"

we can argue about whether daylight or standard time is better until the cows come home but I think the real problem here is that our workdays are so long that either way, no one actually gets to enjoy much daylight in the winter months. like the heart of the debate is really “do you want your one (1) hour of usable winter sunlight to happen before or after the other 8+ hours are wasted to capitalism?”. I wouldn’t mind a 4 PM sunset if I could get out of work in time to actually enjoy it

This is what happens when you’re still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this

Still me in 2022 🥹

The other day a man signed up for our advantage card and I asked for his “email” and he looked at me and goes “No?? I have a gmail, I don’t even know what an email is.” And I was just so in awe for a moment and I just smiled and enthusiastically replied “It’s okay that works!” Meanwhile internally screaming.

Honestly if anyone wants to know what retail is like on a daily basis? This is it.

i'm thoroughly convinced that i would feel a millionth time sexier if i wore a dagger straped to my thigh all the time

See also the California wildfires started because PG&E went 17 years without performing adequate safety checks on electrical infrastructure vs the California wildfires started because of the giant Jewish space laser.

As this just came back up on my dash, I just want to remind everyone there “older gentlemen who have reserved seats at the theatre they go to every week just to be catty bitches” doesn’t have a heterosexual explanation.

So the Muppets are very gay then