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Charlie: Bro, you remember when you were saying how weird Dean and Cas are about each other?

Sam: Ugh don’t remind me.

Charlie: No listen dude you GOTTA see this, it’s insane, Dean’s actually gone crazy. Look, just watch this. DEAN!

Dean: *halfway through cooking dinner, stupid pink apron on, flour on his face* Yeah?

Charlie: What you cooking?

Dean: Burgers obviously, I only cook like three things. *pause* Oh, and that honey cake I wanted Cas to try, you know, the one thats pretty basic ingredients wise so he’s not “overwhelmed by the molecules”

Sam: oh come on! You can’t make vegetarian stuff when I ask you to but you can bake Cas a honey cake?? *to Charlie* yeah I see what you mean.

Charlie: *to Sam* I haven’t even showed you yet. Watch this. *to Dean* Yo big D, where is it Cas was going to?

Dean: huh?

Charlie: This morning, when he left with a duffle bag full of stuff, he said he’d be back in like three weeks?

Dean: *suddenly overcome with what can only be described as grief* He.. left?. Uh, I should um- you know what? Let’s do pizza tonight yeah? Cooking is a stupid fucking thing to do anyway. *pause* Sammy, got any cases?

Sam: erm, no? We agreed we were talking a few weeks off to heal up?

Dean: Right, yeah, course, well let me know anyway cause I feel like I need to hunt something.

Charlie: *sneakily phones Cas* oh look, Cas is calling me!

Dean: *literally jumping for the phone and answering for her* Cas? Buddy where are you? Red says you left this morning? *pause* Bringing stuff through to Jodi’s for Jack? *glares at Charlie* When will you be back though cause I- a few hours, oh okay. *glaring intensifies* No i wasn’t worried- Cas, I was not worried I was just… I’m going now. Yeah see you later Bud, uh huh I miss you too. Okay bye. *turning to Charlie* you bitch, you knew he wasn’t leaving, that isn’t funny!

Charlie: *crying with laugher* “No I wasn’t worried” dude you hijacked my phone!

Dean: I swear to god- you know what, no burgers for you!

Sam: so now we’re having burgers again?

Dean: Yeah. Changed my mind, don’t feel like cheap pizza. *leaves*

Sam: Holy shit.

Charlie: They’re clinically insane.

Sam: I’m telling you man this is not normal. I mean Dean actually grieves every time they’re apart for more than a day and like, Cas would kill himself right now if you said it would save Dean.

Charlie: Yeah, but so would you moose.

Sam: I mean sure but like I’d at least try something else first! Here, just look- watch this. CAS! GET IN HERE!

Cas: *appears* Sam. Charlie.

Sam: Uh, hey Cas. You know how Dean’s birthday is next month?

Cas: Yes. I have been planning to take him on a camping trip. He says he enjoys them.

Charlie: Camping? Like Brokeback Mountain?

Cas: Exactly. Dean enjoys that movie, though I haven’t seen it yet he says he’d love a trip like that for me and him.

Sam: …

Charlie: …interesting…

Sam: anyway, Cas I was going to get Dean a gift but it requires a divine sacrifice of at least a litre of blood.

Cas: I see. Do you think it would make Dean happy.

Sam: Yeah of course.

Cas: *lining up his angel blade with his wrist.*

Sam: Cas! Wait!

Cas: *stops*

Sam: *looking at Charlie* Do you see what I mean?? No follow up questions! Nothing!

Cas: I’m confused. Do you still want my blood?

Sam: NO! it was a JOKE!

Cas: Oh. Goodbye. *disappears*

Sam: See! Weird! Why are they like that???

The teacher starts saying how incredibly kind Jack is, what a wonderful student he is. It’s only when they’re saying their goodbyes and are getting called Mr and Mr Winchester that Sam realizes they made a grave mistake. Like oh! No! We’re brothers 😅

Teacher is SO embarrassed. Jack’s always gushing about his dads, so it was truly an honest mistake

To avoid this, next time, Jack takes Cas and Sam. Dean’s busy, anyway. Different teacher, but she has notes on Sam from the previous teacher. ‘Mr. Winchester, it’s so nice to meet you. And this must be your partner, Mr…?’

Sam is So Flustered but also thinks this is hilarious. Cas is so confused until he gets it. They quickly correct her once they stop laughing.

Next year, it’s Cas and Dean’s turn. Sam is already mentally prepared for what’s about to happen. He’s so ready to laugh at Dean’s face when he gets home.

Turns out the joke was on him when the two come home holding hands. Cas is just like, ‘Explaining our relationship last time was too embarrassing. I thought it was easier to just agree that we were husbands.’

Sam: ‘And you’re still holding hands because…?’