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she went after my cock like she was smeego. and I was that gay little ring.

what the fuck does this mean

looks like someone didn't read the silmarillion

"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody

"what's the purpose of sex scenes in media??" well you see sometimes people have sex. sometimes it can be important even

yeah ok but i dont wanna watch straight sex scene number 1231234837582 in the middle of some movie thats clearly not fucking high art or anything, like please, tell me how the sex scene made jason X a deeper movie ill wait

you genuinely think that "the sex scene in Jason X, the movie about jason from Friday the 13th killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to this point? like genuinely? genuinely? like you think that's the kind of sex scene I was talking about in the original post? you think when I'm talking about the artistic merit of sex scenes in movies you think I'm talking about the bit with the dominatrix in Jason X (2001) dir. James Isaac, the movie where Jason from Friday the 13th gets put in cryosleep and wakes up in the future on a spaceship where he starts killing people in outer space? you genuinely think this is the kind of movie and scene I'm referring to when I'm arguing for the potential artistic value of a type of scene? Jason X? Jason X? the one with Jason on a spaceship? you think that "well Jason X, the movie about Jason on a spaceship killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to my point? Jason X? Jason X? J

i was briefly like “short dudes are cool i like short dudes now” but last night i hung out with a dude who was 6′5″ and beefy and broad shouldered and was like NOPE I LOVE COMICALLY ENORMOUS MEN AND ALWAYS WILL 

if this is the guy i’m thinking of, he turned out to be the most boring man alive, exclusively referred to his mom as “mother”, and had a micropenis but testicles the size of billiard balls

This is a professional shitpost roleplay.

I’m crying becuase this is something I’ve never seen before, something original of that era of the Muppets with both Oz and Henson working on one of my favorite movies, but also becuase this is the funniest thing I have seen in mONTHS.

I love the Muppets

it costs zero dollars to not whitewash characters

it cost zero dollars to not sexualize minors

it costs zero dollars to not erase character's disabilities

it costs zero dollars to not make gay/lesbian characters straight by trans’ing their partners!!!

it costs five dollars to get a double quarter pounder with cheese from mcdonald's

HOT Mesopotamian singles in YOUR AREA !

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

your man doesn’t even know what it means to carmelize onions

I can’t believe tumblr user fakehistory got exposed for posting fake history