I've heard it both ways

as part of their ongoing boycott, Canada will no longer provide the US with totally real long-distance girlfriends who definitely exist

just saw an entire thread of people sincerely describing a content creator's pattern of posting a large amount of content and then taking breaks as "obviously grooming her audience" via "love bombing and ghosting" which i think could have been a really exciting innovation during the steven universe discourse era of tumblr

I'm trying to take the high road but I'm like, dragging myself bleeding and sobbing along the high road while looking so so longingly at the low road

#AND that fucker taking the low road is going to get to Scotland afore me. very annoying.

Women with big curly red hair always have like 12 gay guy friends why is that

Person who has burned too much midnight oil: Hunh I wonder why I am out of oil at noon on a Wednesday. It surely cannot be the consequences of my actions from the past month

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea