More bounce to the ounce.

Some days i look up and realize that I’ve been married nearly a decade to a man that thinks I’m the sun and moon and stars and wonder what makes me deserving of such a thing.

Sometimes I just need to type to get it out then backspace. Cause it’ll be a cold day in hell before i overshare online.

Such losers

Not taking your meds doesnt make you quirky. The rest of us are suffering

Dylts? Ayhrn? Dyegn? Ays? Ihyfygiit? Ygm? Yttnywiwy?

My biggest flex in continuing to learn French is when I’m having a convo with a native speaker and I mention being American and theyre shocked to find out I’m not from a francophone family. Also that my son speaks like it’s his first language.

Gone off champagne and an edible at the Hozier concert in Belgium. I know one Hozier song and it’s the exact one you’re thinking of

I def use all my southern slang when talking to my foreign friends and just leave it up to chance if they can figure it wtf I’m talking about

Things are not always as they seem, unless it seems like a weird sex thing, in which case things are usually exactly as they seem. Proceed with caution