Your Zipper is Down

almost biffed it in a fucking parking lot so time for me to repeat this. if you are a cane user in the northern hemisphere its time to get an ice spike coming in the mail BEFORE the ice forms.

#the final days were upon us #and then it was thursday again

We aren't the first to feel like the world is ending, and if they were wrong, so might we be.

DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one

LMAO TWITTER IS REALLY TURNING PVP IM LAUGHINGGGG

fun fact: basically every mod on r/legaladvice is a cop. if you see a bunch of comments in a row that have been deleted for “offering bad advice”, you can replace “reddit” in the url with “ceddit” to see the same page with all the deleted comments still there, and roughly half the time the “"bad advice”“ is literally anything that suggests that maybe OP shouldn’t trust the cops

take a look at this thread. Ouch

hey if you find yourself trying to answer someone in this situation and the mods aren’t letting you, please DM the OP. worst case scenario they just ignore you but I’ve messaged a lot of people privately on Reddit when the mods were trying to get them killed and it was literally always the right call