I DON’T WANT TO BE THIS KIND OF ANIMAL ANYMORE

medieval troubadour gets isekaied into early 1970s england but ends up blending in perfectly with the local prog rock scene

the fine line between disgust and desire is real and I know that because I live there full time

i was playing overclown earlier and there were like 2 jesters guarding the jokepoint and we had three fucking booboos on our team that wouldnt switch to something useful like a bozo or a bongo and right as we were capturing the first point this goddamn kookoo used his clown car ultimate and won them the match. terrible game

Everyone makes fun of the millennial overpriced burger restaurants but the worst part is that they got you hooked on some bullshit and promptly shut down because their polycule broke up or whatever. You’ll never get to eat the caramelized onion apple parmesan sex bomb burger again. And it was $23 and good.

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

it's disorienting when you beat me with a shovel