#1Dad

being attracted to men is an endless cycle of “UGH MEN” and “uuuugghgghgghuu.. men…”

*doing a tarot card reading* uh oh… this guy has a sword… better watch out for that…

my dumb ass didn’t wear socks with my sandals

get you a boy that will cuddle with you get you a boy that will compliment your body no matter what it looks like get you a boy that supports your choices on what you wear get you a boy that will wear lingerie too so that you don’t feel awkward get you a boy that also likes feminine things get you a boy that is pagan and will bless you get you a boy that will cleanse your house get you a boy that will remind you to take your meds get you a boy that will take care of you get you a boy that will love you no matter what

Winnie the Pooh is a fat icon tbh

reminder that Winnie the Pooh wore a crop top and ate his fave food and loved himself and u can too

yall will talk for hours about pizza toppings but when it comes to pizza bottomings yall are silent..👀

you mean crust?? you want fucking crust??

Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one

Mood to the max!

Tubular af

Where’s the beef? (say this while dabbing)

does anyone

no

damn thanks anyway

*coughs up blood in a sexy way*